Boston Legal · Season 1, Episode 2
“Still Crazy After All These Years” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Alan Shore (8), Denny Crane (3), Paul (1)
Christine, you were in love with a man who was unworthy of you, who made you doubt everything you had a right to count on, who perhaps even toyed with your sanity.
That's still no reason to kill him.
Perhaps he had it coming.
Perhaps you did.
[to Brad] Do you do tongue pushups?
[to Sally] I haven't kept up with the boyfriend/girlfriend regulations.
A man died during angioplasty, leaving him dead. Tragic.
[deposing an attractive plaintiff] In this last year, would you say you've had more or less sex since your husband died?
[to Lori] I find it difficult to maintain grudges against all those who want to kill me, don't you? Perhaps you'll find that witty comeback in your office.
I demand only one thing in a relationship, Christine, that I remain utterly alone.
I may not be able to talk as fast, but my tongue is more versatile.
I love Vermont. Would you allow me to cover your body with maple syrup?
[regarding Brad and Tara] They make a lovely couple, don't they? He has a nice tight ass, don't you think?
I'm still a good lawyer.
Yes, you are. [pauses] You remember Muhammad Ali's last fight? We had ringside seats. He lost so pathetically to Larry Holmes; we were so crushed. The tragedy that night, Denny, wasn't that he couldn't still box; he could. The tragedy was that he still thought he was Ali. You're a good lawyer, my friend. You're just not Denny Crane.
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