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Boston Legal · Season 1, Episode 1

“Head Cases” quotes from Boston Legal

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“Head Cases” · Season 1, Episode 1

In this episode: Alan Shore (6), Brad (2), Denny Crane (1)

BCBrad Chase

Uh, I think that's my seat.

Yes, I did see someone's things here. I moved them to a less desirable location.

[Brad gives him a smirky stare.]

I'm sorry. We're not territorial about that sort of thing around here, are we?

[introductions] Denny Crane.

CPChicago Partner

I know. I'm from Chicago.

Oh, my kind of town. Always had the best sex of my life in Chicago. What about you?

AAssociate

Where the hell is Edwin?

EPEdwin Poole

[entering the room, wearing no pants] Sorry I'm late, good people.

Is it casual Monday?

I have trouble talking that fast. I don't believe in being straight up, but I'm a big fan of your Aqua Velva commercials.

LOLittle Orphan Annie's Mom

She's earned this, Mr. Shore.

I have no doubt. But you realize producers do have discretion in the art of casting - strikes me as a very inexact science.

ASAl Sharpton

The sun needs to come out today - not tomorrow, your honor. [courtroom explodes in applause] That's what you call a rabbit, son. Denny Crane.

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