We'll find out who killed him, Booth. We've got Hamid's body. You can always count on the dead.
S1 E2The Man in the S.U.V.
I graduated top of my class, Rhodes scholar, the youngest member inducted into the Academy of Physical Sciences, but she still makes me feel like a cretin.
She apologized to me.
Look, I... I know you needed help out there... at the crime scene. And I wanted to... but...
It's okay. You see it. I don't anymore. I don't know what's worse.
[after Angela tells them she talked to Booth's girlfriend.] She's spying for you?
No. No!
If you have nothing in common, it's difficult to sublimate intense sexual attraction.
[glares at Zack] Okay, stop.
He is there for the taking, honey.
[Booth arrives]
Okay, I couldn't get his medical records.
[everyone stops and stares at Booth wordlessly]
What?
[quickly] Nothing.
[Booth and Brennan are frantically scouring the convention center for the bomber]
If you see him will you shoot?
Well, he might not have the bomb.
You don't believe that.
I'm not taking out a target, Bones, unless I'm sure.
Is that how you make it easier? Calling him a target?
[turns and glares at Brennan] You know, you picked a really odd time to have this conversation.
S1 E3The Boy in the Tree
She said "Take a hint." But when I asked "What hint?," Naomi said if she told me what hint, that it wouldn't be a hint any more, it would be a statement.
God, Etruscan burial crypts are so boring.
Oh man, I know. I mean silt profiles?!...you know what we need.
A murder investigation
Ah, you know, I'm glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals.
I don't like sheriffs. They are elected into office, which means their goal is being re-elected, not finding the truth.
I don't... I don't like people who think they're better than other people.
Some people are better than other people.
Uh, you know what you said right there, that is so un-American. All men are created equal; either you believe that or you don't.
Some people are smarter than others; there's no use being offended by the fact. What are we going to tell Nestor's parents?
We tell them that their son was found dead. "We're looking into it. Sorry for your loss," and we are.
What?
Sorry for their loss. It's sad. Try to remember that.
Uh, I'm not a sociopath.
You're bad with people, okay. No use being offended by the fact.
You're the least objective person I have ever met.
Thank you.
It's not a compliment.
I had sex with Naomi in Paleontology.
You mean, actually in Paleontology?
No, at her place. I thought it went great, but I could be wrong, because apparently what I think is wild and kinky is basic. And since she never called me back, I'm wondering if it's because I lack imagination in the sack.
You know what, Zack? I'm thinking this is more of a guy-guy conversation.
[after catching the head that fell from the tree] I am going to need an evidence bag!
Heads up!
[the rest of the body falls in front of Brennan]
I am going to need a bigger bag.
Sometimes, when you're not busy, I wonder if I could ask you a few questions about sexual positions?
If you even try, I will take out my gun and shoot you between the eyes.
S1 E4The Man in the Bear
[to Brennan] Come on, now, you have partially-digested, dismembered skeletal remains to examine. That should put a smile on your face.
It's time to live a little, Temperance. Connect with other people.
Are you suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
Good God! Where's Dr. Freud when you need him?
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