“The Murder of the Meninist” quotes from Bones

Aubrey

[brings Booth a box of donuts] I figured some emotional eating might help. It's been a rough couple weeks for the Flyers.

Booth

You know what, I'm pretty sure Bones is causing it.

Aubrey

You think Dr. Brennan is a jinx?

Booth

I don't know, you tell me. All right, the Flyers have lost the last six when she's watched with me.

Aubrey

Oh, no, no, no, no, you need to nip this one in the bud, okay? Trust me, as a lifelong Cubs fan, jinxes are real.

Booth

What am I supposed to do? Hmm? Tell her that she can't watch the Flyer games with me?

Aubrey

Well, uh, sounds like a good start.

Booth

Oh, wow, seriously. Bones is not gonna like it if I put hockey before her. That's bad news.

Aubrey

Well, let me remind you that my all-time favorite baseball team hasn't made it to a World Series since 1945. You want a postseason, you may not have a choice.

Dr. Hodgins, how is the car autopsy going? Or would it be an auto-topsy?

Hodgins

I'd laugh, but the explosion must have paralyzed my sense of humor as well, but at least I figured out what started the fire.

Paul, I can take care of this.

No, there is only on thing you're going to do and that's keep your damn mouth shut.

Brennan

Mrs. Walters, as a proponent for equality between sexes, I'm shocked you'd allow your husband to speak to you like that.

That one likes flapping her gums, doesn't she? You might want to get a muzzle on her.

Booth

Outside.

Brennan

That idea is not only misogynistic, it's downright sociopathic.

What can I say? All bitches need to be muzzled sometime.

Booth

I suggest you stop talking before I do something we both regret.

Brennan

Booth, stop. You could lose your job for striking a civilian. [punches Paul]

Booth

Aw, Bones.

Brennan

Whereas I might face disciplinary action at most.

I think his jaw is broken.

We'll be filing charges of criminal assault against this woman.

As well as a civil suit.

I told you, she needs to be muzzled!

Brennan

Actually, the problem isn't my mouth, it's yours.