(Bob and Linda need a babysitter.)
Well, there's got to be someone who can watch the kids.
I'm someone.
We could call your cousin Vanessa.
She's in a cult.
What, people in a cult can't babysit?
I'm not in a cult.
Come on, there's got to be someone we're not thinking of. What about the checker from the grocery store? She said the kids were cute that one time.
Ugh! She smells awful!
I think your kids are cute. I'd love to watch your kids!
Teddy, have you ever babysat before?
Nope. But I'll bet I'd be good at it. And I wouldn't charge you guys anything.
Uh, I don't know if...
(Grabbing Bob's hand and walking him away) Alright, let's hit the friggin' road!
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