Bluey Season 1 quotes

Chilli

Mustn't forget Floppy.

I have to go. I'm a big girl now.

[in Chilli's voice] Remember, I'll always be here for you. Even if you can't see me. Because I love you.

You know how I said you're the most special kid in all the world?

Yes?

Well... You're not.

Oh.

Chilli

Big Fish is Impossible.

She's A silly old... Watermelon head.

Chilli

Yeah.

l Want Karen back.

Heyyy! Check out my big bum!

[giggles before being knocked aside]

Ooh sorry, luv! It wasn't me! It was my big BEAN BAG BUM!

Sorry, sir, we don't have any "moon sprinklers?" I'm not actually sure they exist.

Forget the sprinklers, I've got a new problem. Muffin wants the unicorn thing, these kids know which one, I need you to figure it out.

Why don't you just ask them?

Look... [quickly checks Alfie's name tag] ...Alfie, you'll understand one day. Can you help me?

[determinedly] ...Yes. I can help you.

Good man, Alfie! Alright, action!

[start the charades bit again]

See, that one's writing. I think it's "book" but I can't see any starting with "book."

You're definitely writing something. But it's not "book". It's not what you're writing, it's what you're writing with. [Gasp] PEN!

[gives a double thumbs up]

Good one, Alfie!

[to Bingo] Now what about you...?

See, I thought it was a chicken, or some sort of pheasant. Maybe a partridge? Is there a pen partridge?

Shh!

Oh, yeah, sorry.

You've got wings like a bird, but they're big wings. Come on, Alfie, you have to be helpful... Oh, you're squawking. No, that's not squawking, that's breathing. Fire! [Gasp] PENDRAGON!

Yes!

[Cheering]

Bingo! You spoke!

So did you!

Ahhh! I did!

Alfie, you rock star!

[Chanting] Alfie! Alfie! Alfie!

Hey, mate, are you his boss?

Yes?

Well, he's a legend!

[Cheering]

Why don't you have a wife?

Whoa... Well, how do you know I don't?

Do you have a wife?

Well, no.

So why don't you have a wife?

Uhhh... Her turn!

How many friends have you got?

Oh! Um... Three?

That's not many.

Why've you only got three friends?

Well, umm... Back to him!

Why do we only see you at Christmas?

'Cos I work on a oil rig.

Is that why you don't have a wife?

Oh... Maybe.

What's an oil rig?

Why is your hair so pretty?

Almond milk shampoo!

Do you wanna have children?

Yes.

Will Bosco be the daddy?

Umm, no. Bosco and I aren't friends anymore.

Who's Bosco?

[quickly] No one. Next question!

Chilli

[narrating] We chatted for a while, and then she showed me a photo.

Chilli

Are these all your children?

Yep!

Chilli

I thought Coco was your first?

No, I've got eight kids! Wait. No. Nine.

Chilli

I had no idea! Wow... You must have learned a thing or two.

I have. And there's something you need to know.

Chilli

What...?

You're doing great.

Chilli

That one can go.

Yes, boss.

Chilli

Thanks, babe.

Mum and Dad want two of you. They don't want any of me.

It's very rude.

I think it's because I'm annoying. You're not annoying at all.

Yes, I am! I'm super annoying! I'm just a different kind of annoying.

Bingo, you get to go to the airport tomorrow!

Airport? I'm not going to the airport.