Bandit quotes from Bluey

he doesn't listen to the farmer he goes straight for sheep.

I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog.

l Want Karen back.

Is there a game where I lie on a comfy bed or something?

Hospital!

(Disappointed) Oh man, not hospital!

This episode of Bluey is called Hospital.

(After Putting Bandit to sleep) He's asleep

Good! I can give him another Needle! (stings Bandit)

(after Bluey stings him with a Needle) Aaaaah Bluey!!

You're supposed to be asleep!

No...more... Needles!

Fine.

What's today, kiddo?

It's the weekend?

That's right. How many games should we play?

This many!

Whoa! Okay, that's doable.

I've got a letter for you! (Gives bandit a letter)

Oh, thanks Bluey. What have we got here?

It's a drumstick.

Oh, you beauty!

This episode of Bluey is called "The Weekend".

Dad!

Coming!

Dad!

Yeah, I'm coming!

Daaad!

Okay, okay. Bonjour!

Oh, hello. Would you like to buy a statue?

Ah, yes, I definitely would like to buy a statue. I-- Wait a minute. These aren't magic statues, are they?

Oh, no, these aren't magic. These are just normal statues.

Oh, good, 'cause I've been down that road before.

(starts the Barbeque) come on work you piece of junk,(it lights) wooo! There it goes.

This episode of Bluey is called BBQ

Out.

Can we play Delivery Chair?

No.

Aw, pleeeeeease?

Oh, don't use your "please" face...! Oh, alright....

Yay! Bingo, Delivery Chair!

The "please" face gets me every time...

Can we just quickly play that game where we run down the hall and you sing "da-na-na-naaaa!" and you roll the ball down the hall and we jump out of the way?

Ohh, you mean Raiders.

Yeah! Raiders!

[to Bluey sternly] Bluey, don't talk with your mouth full, and sit up straight, don't slouch, it's bad manners.

[with her mouth full] Is this bad manners? [sticks her tongue out with a wad of chewed food on it]

Bingo!

Mum, why do we need to have manners?

Because we're not animals.

[to Bluey] Bluey, take this. It's a magic asparagus.

What does it do?

It turns people into any animal you want!

For real life?

For real life.

Ooh!

Don't play with your food, Blue...

[points the asparagus like a wand] Donkey!

It worked!

Do me!

Okay. Warthog!

No, no. I want to be a piglet!

Piglet!

Now that's taken care of, I need you to do a little something for me.

Chicken!

This is gonna be fun!

Oh boy....

We're ready, Bingo!

[giggles]

This seems to happen to us a LOT.

Chilli

Just dance like no one's watching.

Ready...?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing this for my kid!

DANCE MODE!

Go destroy the planet somewhere else!

Destroy the planet?

It's a stump!

Chilli

Aw, leave that poor stump alone!

You're the one who wanted it gone!

Chilli

Oh yeah! I want to put in a fish pond.

Ooooh!

Chilli

Look kids, all I ask is that you eat some alfalfa. It'll stop you getting sick!

OK, dude!

Chilli

And stop calling me "dude."

Sorry, dude.

Bluey. Can it.

Sure thing, DUDE!

Bluey, I'm being serious!

What's with these dudes?

[giggles]

[in present] That was a fun three hours (!).