Chilli quotes from Bluey

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Mustn't forget Floppy.

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Big Fish is Impossible.

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Yeah.

Whoa, what's up with you, Muffin?

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Oh, boy, I think Muffin's skipped a sleep.

I AM A LLAMA! EATING A BANANA! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!

Did she say she's a llama?

Wake up, Sheila!

[snort] My name is Booboobapboop!

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"Booboobapboop" needs to go to bed!

Oh no, she's fine, she just like plants.

(Screaming) I HATE PLLAANNTTSS!!!!

This is gonna be fun!

Oh boy....

We're ready, Bingo!

[giggles]

This seems to happen to us a LOT.

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Just dance like no one's watching.

Ready...?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing this for my kid!

DANCE MODE!

Go destroy the planet somewhere else!

Destroy the planet?

It's a stump!

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Aw, leave that poor stump alone!

You're the one who wanted it gone!

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Oh yeah! I want to put in a fish pond.

Ooooh!

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Look kids, all I ask is that you eat some alfalfa. It'll stop you getting sick!

OK, dude!

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And stop calling me "dude."

Sorry, dude.

Bluey. Can it.

Sure thing, DUDE!

Bluey, I'm being serious!

What's with these dudes?

[giggles]

[in present] That was a fun three hours (!).

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Bandit! She's upset!

What? She's easy to cheer up!

No, I'm not!

Yes, you are! DUDE!

[giggling] Don't call me "dude!"

Why not, DUDE?

[still giggling] Stop calling me "dude!"

Yeah, live in the now, dude.

Chilli

STOP CALLING US DUDES!

OK, if we're gonna do this, let's do it properly! Hmmm, how to act pregnant....

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[rolling up her magazine] I'm just gonna get this ready...

[ahem!] Ohhh, my back! Ohhhh, my feet! Rub my feet, Bluey, rub my feet.

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Bandit Heeler!

I'm hungry! Ohhh, I need to sit down! Ohhhh, where's my vitamin E cream? Something about stretch marks...

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[hitting Bandit with the magazine] How dare you?! You have no idea what I went through!

How could you? OW! I'm with child!

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[narrating] We chatted for a while, and then she showed me a photo.

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Are these all your children?

Yep!

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I thought Coco was your first?

No, I've got eight kids! Wait. No. Nine.

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I had no idea! Wow... You must have learned a thing or two.

I have. And there's something you need to know.

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What...?

You're doing great.

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That one can go.

Yes, boss.

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Thanks, babe.

Well, it all started when Bandit got his head bald.

Hey, kids, I'm back from my haircut!

Dad!

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Right: Dinner's in the slow cooker, and they've had afternoon tea. I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me.

[distraught] What...?

Ah. Yeah. OK. Come on, kids, daddy-daughter time!

Hooray!

Chilli

And You Got a A Bald Head???

She said they were back in...

Did Mom Need Some Alone Time?

Bingo, on the morning of this morning, did you see Dad fluffy in my face?

Yes, I did.

Oh, what?! Bingo, you weren't even there!

Hee hee, yes I was!

Thank you, Bingo, you can leave. [Whispered] Here's a lollipop!

[squeals with delight]

Aww, your honour!!

Chilli

Bingo, are you fibbing to get a lollipop?

Yes! [giggles]

Chilli

Give me that.

Awww.

Chilli

Everyone forget that bit. Bluey, that has not helped your case.