Can we just quickly play that game where we run down the hall and you sing "da-na-na-naaaa!" and you roll the ball down the hall and we jump out of the way?
Ohh, you mean Raiders.
Yeah! Raiders!
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[repeated line] Coconuts have Water in them!
Whoa, what's up with you, Muffin?
Oh, boy, I think Muffin's skipped a sleep.
I AM A LLAMA! EATING A BANANA! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!
Did she say she's a llama?
BBBluey and Bingo
Wake up, Sheila!
[snort] My name is Booboobapboop!
"Booboobapboop" needs to go to bed!
Oh no, she's fine, she just like plants.
(Screaming) I HATE PLLAANNTTSS!!!!
[to Bluey sternly] Bluey, don't talk with your mouth full, and sit up straight, don't slouch, it's bad manners.
[with her mouth full] Is this bad manners? [sticks her tongue out with a wad of chewed food on it]
Bingo!
Mum, why do we need to have manners?
Because we're not animals.
CChili
[to Bluey] Bluey, take this. It's a magic asparagus.
What does it do?
CChili
It turns people into any animal you want!
For real life?
CChili
For real life.
Ooh!
Don't play with your food, Blue...
[points the asparagus like a wand] Donkey!
[Bandit gets down on his hands and knees and imitates a donkey]
It worked!
Do me!
Okay. Warthog!
No, no. I want to be a piglet!
Piglet!
[Bingo snorts, jumps down from the chair, begins to run around the room on all four, and imitates a pig]
CChili
Now that's taken care of, I need you to do a little something for me.
Chicken!
[Chili stands up so quickly, she knocks over her chair holding her arms like wings, and imitates a chicken]
This is gonna be fun!
Oh boy....
We're ready, Bingo!
[giggles]
This seems to happen to us a LOT.
Just dance like no one's watching.
Ready...?
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing this for my kid!
DANCE MODE!
(After Bluey accidentally knocking over Bingo's garden gnome, Chilli has a talk with her) I'm sorry!
Chilli This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you got! Someone's husband eventually gets it!
TTrixie
Go destroy the planet somewhere else!
PPat
Destroy the planet?
It's a stump!
Aw, leave that poor stump alone!
You're the one who wanted it gone!
Oh yeah! I want to put in a fish pond.
TTrixie
Ooooh!
Look kids, all I ask is that you eat some alfalfa. It'll stop you getting sick!
OK, dude!
And stop calling me "dude."
Sorry, dude.
Bluey. Can it.
Sure thing, DUDE!
Bluey, I'm being serious!
What's with these dudes?
[giggles]
[in present] That was a fun three hours (!).
Bandit! She's upset!
What? She's easy to cheer up!
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! DUDE!
[giggling] Don't call me "dude!"
Why not, DUDE?
[still giggling] Stop calling me "dude!"
Yeah, live in the now, dude.
STOP CALLING US DUDES!
OK, if we're gonna do this, let's do it properly! Hmmm, how to act pregnant....
[rolling up her magazine] I'm just gonna get this ready...
[ahem!] Ohhh, my back! Ohhhh, my feet! Rub my feet, Bluey, rub my feet.
Bandit Heeler!
I'm hungry! Ohhh, I need to sit down! Ohhhh, where's my vitamin E cream? Something about stretch marks...
[hitting Bandit with the magazine] How dare you?! You have no idea what I went through!
How could you? OW! I'm with child!
OK, Bingo, this is gonna take a serious please face.
Yes. Serious.
Let's get these ears back.... And I'm gonna need to see tears... That's good! And let's hold these. [passing over a couple of stuffed toys] OK. Let's do this. [ahem]
What do you want?
[laying it on thick] Why do you never play with us?
What?!
You're always at work!
I'm never at work!
It's like you don't even love us!
You are joking, right?
How could you not love your own children?
Ah, cheese and jam! All right.
BBBluey and Bingo
Hooray! [they run off to start the game, and they giggle]
That was impressive.
I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog.
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