Bingo quotes from Bluey

Bluey, you always never take turns with me. You just take all of the turns! And it makes me feel sad. I will unfreeze you if you promise you will let me have turns, too. Blink two times if yes!

Is that a leaf?

Are you a leaf?

You look like a leaf, but you're walking. Are you a walking leaf? But I don't understand. Why would a leaf want to walk? You should be in a tree, leaf. Daddy, come and see!

Where are you going, walking leaf? Come here, daddy! Quickly!

She's A silly old... Watermelon head.

Is there a game where I lie on a comfy bed or something?

Hospital!

(Disappointed) Oh man, not hospital!

This episode of Bluey is called Hospital.

(After Putting Bandit to sleep) He's asleep

Good! I can give him another Needle! (stings Bandit)

(after Bluey stings him with a Needle) Aaaaah Bluey!!

You're supposed to be asleep!

No...more... Needles!

Fine.

What's today, kiddo?

It's the weekend?

That's right. How many games should we play?

This many!

Whoa! Okay, that's doable.

I've got a letter for you! (Gives bandit a letter)

Oh, thanks Bluey. What have we got here?

It's a drumstick.

Oh, you beauty!

This episode of Bluey is called "The Weekend".

Can we just quickly play that game where we run down the hall and you sing "da-na-na-naaaa!" and you roll the ball down the hall and we jump out of the way?

Ohh, you mean Raiders.

Yeah! Raiders!

Wake up, Sheila!

[snort] My name is Booboobapboop!

Chilli

"Booboobapboop" needs to go to bed!

Oh no, she's fine, she just like plants.

(Screaming) I HATE PLLAANNTTSS!!!!

[to Bluey sternly] Bluey, don't talk with your mouth full, and sit up straight, don't slouch, it's bad manners.

[with her mouth full] Is this bad manners? [sticks her tongue out with a wad of chewed food on it]

Bingo!

Mum, why do we need to have manners?

Because we're not animals.

[to Bluey] Bluey, take this. It's a magic asparagus.

What does it do?

It turns people into any animal you want!

For real life?

For real life.

Ooh!

Don't play with your food, Blue...

[points the asparagus like a wand] Donkey!

It worked!

Do me!

Okay. Warthog!

No, no. I want to be a piglet!

Piglet!

Now that's taken care of, I need you to do a little something for me.

Chicken!

This is gonna be fun!

Oh boy....

We're ready, Bingo!

[giggles]

This seems to happen to us a LOT.

Chilli

Just dance like no one's watching.

Ready...?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing this for my kid!

DANCE MODE!

Chilli

Look kids, all I ask is that you eat some alfalfa. It'll stop you getting sick!

OK, dude!

Chilli

And stop calling me "dude."

Sorry, dude.

Bluey. Can it.

Sure thing, DUDE!

Bluey, I'm being serious!

What's with these dudes?

[giggles]

[in present] That was a fun three hours (!).

OK, Bingo, this is gonna take a serious please face.

Yes. Serious.

Let's get these ears back.... And I'm gonna need to see tears... That's good! And let's hold these. [passing over a couple of stuffed toys] OK. Let's do this. [ahem]

What do you want?

[laying it on thick] Why do you never play with us?

What?!

You're always at work!

I'm never at work!

It's like you don't even love us!

You are joking, right?

How could you not love your own children?

Ah, cheese and jam! All right.

Hooray! [they run off to start the game, and they giggle]

That was impressive.

I have to go. I'm a big girl now.

[in Chilli's voice] Remember, I'll always be here for you. Even if you can't see me. Because I love you.

Heyyy! Check out my big bum!

[giggles before being knocked aside]

Ooh sorry, luv! It wasn't me! It was my big BEAN BAG BUM!