Jamie quotes from Blue Bloods

Eddie

Chicks like dating firefighters. Do you ever see a beefcake calendar with NYPD? You don't.

Jamie

Maybe I'll start one.

Jamie

Sometimes people don't appreciate the way you try to keep them safe.

Henry

Until something goes wrong.

Jamie

You work together long enough either you hate each other…

Eddie

Or we make out on the sidewalk?

Look, I'm fine.

Jamie

Those bruises on your face say different.

Eddie

Guy's a real box of rocks.

Jamie

You don't got to pass a test to become a criminal.

Eddie

This was a really bad guy, so why do I feel so guilty?

Jamie

Because you're a good guy.

Danny

Can't save everyone.

Jamie

We can try.

Eddie

How did it go?

Jamie

It wasn't the Spanish Inquisition but not for lack of trying.

Jamie

Here, have a seat. You know when we add these four goons to the three my partner and I locked up the other day, it's like damn near arrested half your gang. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, huh?

What?

Jamie

Just saying. Not a great week for you as boss, but maybe there's something you can do to fix that.

Here we go, hmm? Time for Let's Make a Deal. Guess what? Rainey don't deal.

Jamie

You could save you and your boys a lot of jail time if you come clean about what's really going on.

You know what, man? I don't even, like, understand a single thing you saying.

Jamie

Sure you do. You're smarter than you play. Why would you and your crew hit the same block six times in a month?

I ain't saying nothing.

Jamie

If someone else is behind this, maybe we could trade up. Get you and your crew a year, maybe just probation.

You know what, man? You're right. I am smart. Smart enough to know that the most we gonna get is six months, probably three if we wear ties to court. (chuckles)

Jamie

Yeah, you're right, except there's this little known section of the penal law that I discovered when I was at law school. It's called "enterprise corruption".

Hmm.

Jamie

I won't bore you with the details, but basically what it says is, since you've repeated the same crime multiple times, minimum for you is five years upstate.

Please. (laughing) You ain't go to no law school. You just a cop.

Jamie

(handcuffs rattling) Let's go.

Baez

Well, they all didn't kill him. Someone's lying.

Danny

Let's just arrest them all. Then we'll see who can break first.

Erin

You can't do that. It will weaken my case down the line. A defense attorney will use that to cast doubt, by saying even the police had no idea who was responsible.

Danny

Thing is, why the hell would they all take credit for it? I mean, just to cover for somebody else?

Erin

It's pretty ingenious. I mean, if they all stick to their claim of doing it, we can't try them all for murder.

Baez

So we thinking they all got a tutorial in how to get away with murder?

Erin

Unless they're all playing “I Am Spartacus.”

Danny

What the hell are you doing here?

Jamie

No one's hurt. Nicky's been arrested.

Erin

What? Where? For what?

Jamie

In the Bronx, drug possession. I can drive you.

Danny

Go. Go, you got to go.

Jamie

What if I told you I found some of the money?

I'd say forget the brisket, you're taking us to Peter Luger's for family dinner.

Erin

You know, it's not okay.

Jamie

What? What's not okay?

Erin

That we're constantly telling people that we can't help them when it's our job to help.

You need to start picking your battles.

Jamie

Which is what I'm doing here.

Eddie

Adrianna, my psychic, she told me that my soulmate has long hair, a beard, and a piercing in his left ear.

Jamie

So your soulmate's a pirate.

Jamie

I hate jumpers.

Eddie

At least if he jumps it's in the East River.

Jamie

No splat.

Eddie

Yeah.