Jackie quotes from Blue Bloods

Jackie

Well, listen, here's what we're gonna do; We're gonna figure out who did this, and we're gonna string him up by his family jewels. It's not gonna bring her back, but it's gonna make you feel better.

Jackie

So if you're single and unhappy at work you're a suspect for murder.

Jackie

The bedroom's right out of Better Homes and Bunkers.

Jackie

Oprah couldn't get that girl to open up.

Jackie

What's this LuckyStabyKnife.com?

It's my website. It's not a crime. It's ironic.

Jackie

Or moronic.

Jackie

You enjoying yourself, Reagan?

Danny

How could I not be? Come on. We just took a statement from a six-four transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her shrink. How can I not be having fun right now?

Danny

This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a postcard.

Jackie

Now there's an untapped market: tranny hooker postcards.

Danny

So the Dad kills Betsy and lets the son take the fall for it.

Jackie

I believe that. The way the guy was looking at me, he's a predator for sure.

Jackie

This guy's going to miss his maid in Rikers.

Danny

He may end up being somebody's maid in Rikers.

Danny

I swear if I have to look at one more businessman with a wheelie getting off an elevator I'm going to eat my gun.

Jackie

Shoot me first, please. It'd be a mercy killing.

Jackie

Do you Reagans ever take a day off?

Danny

Not if we can help it.

Erin

This is like a movie set.

Jackie

Like Gidget Goes to Hell.

Danny

Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.

Jackie

I use my oven as a dresser.

Jackie

Maybe I can bring this rat over to my ex-husband's house.

Danny

Is he that bad?

Jackie

Yeah, he actually is.

Jackie

You guys get together every week to eat and fight. You sure you're not Italian?

Danny

Nope Irish. We just drink a little more.