Jamie quotes from Blue Bloods

Danny

[walks into Allison's hospital room, sees her crying] What's going on here?

Jamie

She was asking what happened to her boyfriend, I didn't know what to tell her.

Danny

So you told her?

Jamie

I didn't know what to say...

Danny

[Annoyed] Wait outside.

Danny

[walks out of Allison's hospital room] Nice work kid, our only witness and you gotta turn on the waterworks?

Jamie

[ashamed] I'm sorry Danny.

Danny

[glares at him for a second, then loosens up] It's fine. She would have found out eventually anyway. Sometimes you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. I heard about what you did, saving her life. Good job kid.

Danny

Glad you stopped by. I've been meaning to give you these since I heard you got assigned the twelfth.

Jamie

What is it?

Danny

Hold on. I'm going to show you. [goes to locker] You can always use an extra pair of collar brass.

Jamie

Thanks Danny.

Danny

On the other hand, you wanna carry something useful? You ever seen a slapper before? Nothing better in close quarters, take it.

Jamie

Where did you even get a thing like that?

Danny

See right there [points to initials]

Jamie

Are those grandpa's?

Danny

You didn't think all those things were mine, did you?

Jamie

Thanks, but no thanks. [hands Danny the item back]

Danny

Suit yourself. Just keep in mind Bambi, you're not in Cambridge anymore.

Danny

[Family dinner] Thank you for the blackjack grandpa, and thank you for not using it little brother. It came in very handy.

Jamie

I just hope it doesn't get you another IA investigation.

Danny

What did you say?

Jamie

You heard me.

Danny

No I didn't hear you, say it again.

Jamie, he's just trying to get a rise out of you.

Jamie

Yeah well, he got one.

Danny

Yeah listen to your girlfriend, Jamie. Take it easy.

Jamie

Well, I will Danny, when you get off my back, okay?

Danny

Hey, I'm not on your back.

Jamie

You've been riding me ever since I got out of the academy.

Danny

You know, when I start riding you, you'll know about it.

Linda

Easy, kids.

Danny

[Jamie gets up] Where you going? Hey, sit down.

Jamie

If you want to talk to me, I'm going outside, okay?

Danny

Where you going? Sit down.

Jamie

If you wanna talk about it...

Danny

Sit down, Harvard.

Danny

[sighs] I'll go talk to him.

No, I'll talk to him.

Danny

Hey, you okay?

Jamie

Yeah, I'm fine.

Danny

Have you given your statement to anybody?

Jamie

Yeah, I talked to uh I talked to this guy. [Points at another detective]

Danny

Jack, he says he gave his statement to this guy over here. [Points her in the other detective's direction, then turns to Jamie] What happened?

Jamie

Well, you know the uh, the triad, they kidnap illegal immigrants to try and squeeze money out of their families in China right?

Danny

Yeah yeah it's one of their many upstanding activities, why, what happened?

Jamie

I think that's what I saw. Two suspects had guns, but when I searched the guy, he didn't have it.

Danny

Are you sure they had guns?

Jamie

Yeah yeah he had it, he must have tossed it.

Danny

A gun's not going to last long on the streets of Chinatown, kid, what else?

Jamie

There was one other woman, a Chinese woman, she saw the whole thing, perp pushed her up against the wall, she might have had lacerations on her forehead.

Danny

I've gotta find two Asian women in Chinatown? Now what were you doing down here anyway, you're off duty?

Jamie

Just walking around, blowing off some steam after my tour.

Danny

Look, Internal Affairs is going to be up all over you, they're going to want to speak to witnesses, going to know who you were talking to, what you were doing.

Jamie

I got it, I got it.

Danny

Right, get your story straight.

Jamie

All right.

Danny

[Nods] I'm glad you're all right. [pats Jamie on the cheek]

But Valentine's Day. That's when I go all out, Kid.

Jamie

What's all out for you Sarge? Two for one Mondays at The Pig & Whistle?

Jamie

Who sings that?

It's the Red Hot Sushi.

Jamie

Let's keep it that way.

Jamie

Have you ever eaten anything that's actually good for you.

Do Cocoa Puffs count?

Do you think they see us?

Jamie

Yeah, I think so. I think they're just too stoned to care.

Jamie

It's not like you don't have any experience with crazy people

Erin

You grew up in a house full of them.

Jamie

It's like... it's like every fifth guy fits the description.

No kidding. I feel like I'm eyeballing for one of my cousins.

Jamie

Yeah. Hey, look, you want a coffee?

Oh, no, thank you, man. I'm... I'm jumpy as it is.

Pedro Mendoza, police!

Jamie

Hey, Vinny. Colors. Vinny. Hey, Vinny, colors. Vinny, colors! Hey Vinny, colors.

Hey! Hey!

Don't move!

Jamie

Hey, we're on the job! We're on the job! We're on the job. We're plainclothes.

Where are you from?

2-7.

Jamie

2-7.

You should not be in plainclothes!

You need to get your freaking eyes checked! Is that me?

From 20 yards, yeah.

Jamie

We're out of the 12th. Just calm down, guys, all right?

Sorry.

I get it. I get it.

I'm sorry.

All good, brother. We need to get this guy. This is insane.

You know everything that I know.

Jamie

That's never the case.

Jamie

He rigged the car. Why would he do that?

Because he got grounded when he was seven.

Eddie

An eye for an eye.

Jamie

Leaves the whole world blind.

Eddie

Last time I checked Gandhi wasn't a cop.

Don't take this the wrong way, you drive just like my grandmother.

Jamie

Well you drive like my brother when he was 14.