Erin quotes from Blue Bloods

Erin

Because once he finds out you can't help him anymore, he's going to trade you in like a used car.

Erin

Since he was found in possession of four kilos of heroin and enough cocaine to levitate Manhattan, I think a guilty plea will settle things nicely.

Erin

Dragging my personal life into opening statements isn't personal?

Erin

Fine. Go. Get drunk. Have sex with Greg. Get a tattoo. You need bail money, call your grandfather.

Erin

You have to remember that I was there for your first crush. Theresa Mancini and she was bossy and opinionated and it's kind of your thing.

Erin

It's always personal for him. That doesn't give him the right to use me as a punching bag every time he doesn't get his way.

Erin

Don't give me that, you play like a girl look, because I play like a girl who grew up with three brothers.

Erin

Sometimes my job is like a game of chess and I need to be five moves ahead.

Erin

If anyone's going to punch my ex out it's going to be me.

I wouldn't mind being there to see that.

I think you're stuck with the role of bad cop.

Erin

Which is ironic since I'm the only one in the family who isn't.

Nicky

[reading from a fortune cookie] "A mysterious stranger is on his way."

Erin

No, he's not.

Nicky

Yes, he is.

Your grandpa has 36,000 armed men at his disposal, he's not.

Nicky

Well, I'm glad I was born into this family.

Erin

Luck of the draw, Sweetie.

Erin

This is like a movie set.

Jackie

Like Gidget Goes to Hell.

She had a very convincing closing argument.

Erin

It must run in the family.

I am innocent.

Erin

I am an assistant district attorney for the city of New York. Do you know how many times a day I hear those three words.