Eddie quotes from Blue Bloods

Eddie

He's only ever seen me in my uniform. I look like a 12 year old boy dressing up for Halloween.

Eddie

Ah, another day of crime fighting. We should get capes.

Eddie

My kingdom for an empty bench where I can devour my cheeseburger.

Eddie

You once told me you can't save every puppy in the pound and now you're the one getting too close.

Eddie

Oh you need help. Thirty seconds ago you were trying to kill us. Now you need help.

Eddie

I killed a guy before he killed me. I don't want a damn medal.

Eddie

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! I’m glad you’re all very excited but this is my wedding, ours, and we’re going to make all the decisions. The flowers, the guest list, dress, band, menu, all of it. Your job, all due respect, is to show up and have a blast. If anybody can’t live with that, I’ll send you pictures. Okay?

Eddie

An eye for an eye.

Jamie

Leaves the whole world blind.

Eddie

Last time I checked Gandhi wasn't a cop.

Eddie

Chicks like dating firefighters. Do you ever see a beefcake calendar with NYPD? You don't.

Jamie

Maybe I'll start one.

Jamie

You work together long enough either you hate each other…

Eddie

Or we make out on the sidewalk?

Eddie

Guy's a real box of rocks.

Jamie

You don't got to pass a test to become a criminal.

Eddie

This was a really bad guy, so why do I feel so guilty?

Jamie

Because you're a good guy.

Danny

When we were calling the wheel looking for someone who spoke Serbian you were the only one in the entire department who fit age and physical profile.

Eddie

I hope that means young and hot.

Eddie

How did it go?

Jamie

It wasn't the Spanish Inquisition but not for lack of trying.

Eddie

Adrianna, my psychic, she told me that my soulmate has long hair, a beard, and a piercing in his left ear.

Jamie

So your soulmate's a pirate.