Do you have your keys?
No. I left them in the bag, which you kindly unburdened us of by losing!
Ah.
What do you mean 'Ah'?
It's just I think my keys may have been in there too.
Were they? [chuckles] Funny thing, travel; it's just one thing after another. You're fired.
Oh, now look...
And after I dislodge and return your thong, I never want to see you again either!
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