How goes the family photo album?
Almost done. Tonight, we can take a nice, long walk down memory lane.
[sees a bad photo of himself] How about a brisk 500 metre dash?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[about his "footage" of Arnold Schwarzenegret; the parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger] Man, what a break! I'm gonna sell this to the TV station. Maybe they'll give me a job as a roving reporter!
Raving reporter is more like it!
The stores don't close until 6:00, squirt. You still have time to make the sale.
Yeah. Too bad I don't have any money.
It seems to me, Morty, that those rain gutters still need cleaning.
Yes, Betty, dear. You're right. It's a big job, but $79.99 ought to cover it.
Really? No kidding? Aw, thanks you guys! [hugs his family] You too, Steff.
Hey, don't thank me. If anybody deserves to slop out sticky, disgusting rain gutters, it's you!
Sleepy, what are you doing here? It's the middle of the night!
Eddie, I'm a bat. We've been through all this!
Sleepy, I still can't believe you did the essay! How did you find the time?
I'm a bat. I'm up all night. [yawns] What else am I gonna do?
Do you boys realise you've been friends your whole lives?
Since they were hatchlings, they've been inseperable. Like four chickpeas in a pod.
Like four jokers in a deck of a cards!
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