AAnnouncer
Coming next on Golden Egg Theatre: Citizen Crane.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
It's a girl!
Why is it all those colors?
Maybe it's a girl parrot?
TThe Termitenator
Hasta la vista, birdy!
Eddie, dear. Something wrong?
I don't think Miss Finch likes me.
That makes two of us.
I can't believe how you were kissing up to Miss Finch.
You're just jealous.
[laughs] Jealous? Why would I be jealous of you?
OOlivia
Uh, let's see: Because he's taller, got a bigger beak, nicer tail feathers and he gave Miss Finch a present that was sweet and thoughtful and you didn't.
POfficer Pigeon
Everyone stay calm. This is no time to panic.
NMr. Nuthatch
Oh yes it is! [screams]
I'll be one of those TV news guys: Eddie Storkowitz, Birdland Beat! I've already got the hair.
You have an idea for a story?
I'll get one.
SSpring
You could do a story on how you got so darn cute.
No way! Miss Finch said it has to be true!
TTommy
Whoo-hoo! This is great! I haven't had this much fun since I was a kid! Wait, I still am a kid!
What's with you?
I'm depressed, okay?
What happened, one of your trees didn't hug ya back?
[Steffy swats a mosquito]
No more animist?
I've got a date on saturday. No red blotches on me, oh wise one.
NMr. Nuthatch
What's hairy and waddles?
EMEddie and Morty
Aunt Martha.
NMr. Nuthatch
Well, it looks like she's headed this way!
Gregory! The Gregster! Very Greg-cellent!
Greg-straordinary!
And Greg-ceptional!
Just go out there and imagine everyone without their feathers. That's what I'd do.
Really? Is that how you get rid of stage fright?
No, but it sure is a laugh!
Riley is so cool! We did the coolest stuff after school. It's so cool to hang out with a cool guy, after school, who thinks you're cool-
Alright, we get it!
[testing his new camera's zoom on Steffy] Whoa, what an effect! This is making me feel queasy.
All your films have that effect on me.
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