Eddie quotes from Birdz

Eddie

It's a girl!

Morty

Why is it all those colors?

Eddie

Maybe it's a girl parrot?

Eddie, dear. Something wrong?

Eddie

I don't think Miss Finch likes me.

Steffy

That makes two of us.

Eddie

I can't believe how you were kissing up to Miss Finch.

You're just jealous.

Eddie

[laughs] Jealous? Why would I be jealous of you?

Uh, let's see: Because he's taller, got a bigger beak, nicer tail feathers and he gave Miss Finch a present that was sweet and thoughtful and you didn't.

Eddie

I'll be one of those TV news guys: Eddie Storkowitz, Birdland Beat! I've already got the hair.

You have an idea for a story?

Eddie

I'll get one.

You could do a story on how you got so darn cute.

No way! Miss Finch said it has to be true!

Eddie

What's with you?

Steffy

I'm depressed, okay?

Eddie

What happened, one of your trees didn't hug ya back?

What's hairy and waddles?

Aunt Martha.

Well, it looks like she's headed this way!

Eddie

Gregory! The Gregster! Very Greg-cellent!

Greg-straordinary!

Eddie

And Greg-ceptional!

Eddie

Just go out there and imagine everyone without their feathers. That's what I'd do.

Really? Is that how you get rid of stage fright?

Eddie

No, but it sure is a laugh!

Eddie

Riley is so cool! We did the coolest stuff after school. It's so cool to hang out with a cool guy, after school, who thinks you're cool-

Steffy

Alright, we get it!

Eddie

[testing his new camera's zoom on Steffy] Whoa, what an effect! This is making me feel queasy.

Steffy

All your films have that effect on me.

Eddie

[about his "footage" of Arnold Schwarzenegret; the parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger] Man, what a break! I'm gonna sell this to the TV station. Maybe they'll give me a job as a roving reporter!

Steffy

Raving reporter is more like it!

Steffy

The stores don't close until 6:00, squirt. You still have time to make the sale.

Eddie

Yeah. Too bad I don't have any money.

It seems to me, Morty, that those rain gutters still need cleaning.

Morty

Yes, Betty, dear. You're right. It's a big job, but $79.99 ought to cover it.

Eddie

Really? No kidding? Aw, thanks you guys! [hugs his family] You too, Steff.

Steffy

Hey, don't thank me. If anybody deserves to slop out sticky, disgusting rain gutters, it's you!

Eddie

Sleepy, what are you doing here? It's the middle of the night!

Eddie, I'm a bat. We've been through all this!

Eddie

Sleepy, I still can't believe you did the essay! How did you find the time?

I'm a bat. I'm up all night. [yawns] What else am I gonna do?