Morty quotes from Birdz

Eddie

It's a girl!

Morty

Why is it all those colors?

Eddie

Maybe it's a girl parrot?

Morty

No more animist?

Steffy

I've got a date on saturday. No red blotches on me, oh wise one.

What's hairy and waddles?

Aunt Martha.

Well, it looks like she's headed this way!

Morty

How goes the family photo album?

Almost done. Tonight, we can take a nice, long walk down memory lane.

Morty

[sees a bad photo of himself] How about a brisk 500 metre dash?

Steffy

The stores don't close until 6:00, squirt. You still have time to make the sale.

Eddie

Yeah. Too bad I don't have any money.

It seems to me, Morty, that those rain gutters still need cleaning.

Morty

Yes, Betty, dear. You're right. It's a big job, but $79.99 ought to cover it.

Eddie

Really? No kidding? Aw, thanks you guys! [hugs his family] You too, Steff.

Steffy

Hey, don't thank me. If anybody deserves to slop out sticky, disgusting rain gutters, it's you!

Morty

Do you boys realise you've been friends your whole lives?

Since they were hatchlings, they've been inseperable. Like four chickpeas in a pod.

Steffy

Like four jokers in a deck of a cards!