Bill Henrickson quotes from Big Love

Bill

There's one more thing. My house is three houses.

What, rentals?

Bill

No, I live in all three houses.

In all three?

Bill

With my family, they're connected...

All three houses?

Bill

That's right. Big family.

Lois

And this new girl, this Margene you call her.

Bill

We call her Margene because that's her name!

Margie

[half asleep] Where's Nicki?

Bill

What??

Margie

It's Nicki's night. You gotta go.

Nicki

Honey, what are you doing here?

Bill

It's our night!

Nicki

It was. Didn't you get my message? See the Post-It?

Bill

Post-It?

Nicki

I traded with Barb.

Bill

[to Ben, instructing him for the hunting trip] Hey, remember tomorrow: no deodorant, no soap, no mouthwash.

Sarah

[chuckles] Like you really have to tell him that.

Ben

How do you know if God's talking to you or if you're just talking to yourself?

Bill

That's one of the most important challenges in life.

Nicki

[thinking about baby names] What do you think of the name Noel?

Bill

I think it says "Kick me and take my lunch money."

Barb

[about sneaking sex] We can't keep doing what we're doing.

Bill

But I need you.

Barb

You have me.

Barb

Who's that?

Bill

Just Nicki.

Barb

Oh. What'd she want?

Bill

No, nothing. [pause] She's ovulating.

Bill

I promise you, you will not have the baby in this motel.

Wanda

Oh, I could give birth in a potato patch, I'd survive. It's Joey I'm worried about.

Nicki

I love you, Bill.

Bill

I love you, too.

Nicki

How much?

Bill

I say it's astronomical, beyond all measure.

Nicki

I have $58,000 in debt.

[about the UEB Council] They also talked about negotiating a contract with NASA to sell clay from one of the mines we own in Moab for the heat shields on the shuttle.

Bill

They don't believe we even went to the moon and yet they're in business with the agency that didn't go there.

You know a testimony is true by the peace it is giving to your soul - are you feeling that peace?

Bill

No.

You're pushing your luck.

Bill

That's what I do Clark.

Ben

I just thought it would be best if I left for a while.

Bill

I was just thinking the same thing.

Bill

I don't hate you, I just don't want to get into bed with you.

Marilyn

Well that's definitely not on the menu.