Beware the Batman quotes

You're trespassing!

And you're going to jail Stagg. You didn't like your precious pampered daughter messing with the help. So you set Mason up for a little accident.

Prove it.

Give me time. Project Metamorpho, what is it?

A game changer. Stagg Industries has found a way to weaponize genetic tissue. Imagine it: a soldier in battle. Impervious to weather, bullets, fire, anything elemental. But not just impervious, a Stagg branded Metamorpho can also manipulate these same elements, turning them against the attacker.

It's going to kill Mason.

We're still ironing out the kinks. The important thing is: he'll never have my daughter and you'll never tell anyone what you just saw.

Metamorpho

Why can't you just leave us alone?

How did you know? How did you know he'd come?

There are two things in life everyone's powerless against. Love and revenge.

Silver Monkey

Yield now, and I will grant you both quick deaths.

Pass.

Tatsu Yamashiro

What he said.

It's okay. You don't have to tell me anything. I don't need to know what happened to know you feel betrayed by those you trusted most.

Bruce Wayne

Trust is overrated. I think I'm gonna give it a rest for awhile.

Bruce Wayne

You know, I've always argued that no one needs therapy more than therapists, and now you're proving my theory.

A keen insight. It's a shame you have no one in your life to appreciate it.

Bruce Wayne

Said the shrink with the crossbow and the ninja boyfriend.

Alfred Pennyworth

One of these days, your luck will run out.

Bruce Wayne

Just hope you're not there when it does.

Alfred Pennyworth

Oh, I do, every day.

Lady Shiva

Oh, the flower you picked has lovely petals, Silver Monkey. I wonder if the same can be said of her soul.

Please, Lady Shiva, I never meant to betray you. It was Silver Monkey who...

Lady Shiva

Shh, shh. Quiet now, my lotus blossom. (Lady Shiva recites an incantation and activates the sword)

What're you doing? No, wait! (The sword drains her soul, leaving her a colorless, skin-covered skeleton)

Lady Shiva

Don't worry, she's not dead. Not yet, anyway. As for you, Silver Monkey, you won't be joining your flower in the sword. My plans for you are far for interesting, and... painful. (Two ninjas carry Silver Monkey away) I'm actually quite grateful to Silver Monkey. Yes, he betrayed me, but he also delivered two of my most troublesome adversaries. This is a most gracious windfall for me, and for the Sword.

... You forgot one thing.

Lady Shiva

Did I? And what is that?

The rocket.

Lady Shiva

What rocket? (a rocket bursts through the window, nearly hitting Lady Shiva, and blowing off the roof. Alfred is shown holding a smoking rocket launcher.)

Alfred Pennyworth

... That rocket. (Batman breaks through his bonds, then frees Katana)

Tatsu Yamashiro

... Glove saws?

Acid capsules... but good idea.

You're welcome.

What are you doing here? This is Gotham PD's collar.

If that were true, you would have gotten here before me.

Alfred Pennyworth

Tatsu, you must be patient.

Tatsu Yamashiro

There's patient. And then there's spending weeks encasing me in one immoveable suit after another.

You're not doing anything until you're suited up and armed.

Tatsu Yamashiro

[smiles mischievously] Okay, then. [Tatsu walks into the costume room, grabs a katana and an eye mask from the wall, and steps out of the room, wearing the mask and the katana strapped to her back] Suited up and armed.

A sword and a mask, that's all.

I can fight in this. [demonstrates her sword moves] See? There's one more thing. You have a code name, and I want one too. Call me Katana, when we're in the field.

I get it. We have different fighting styles. But our differences make us stronger. You know, like to-may-to to-mah-to.

No. Those are the same things said differently.

Exactly my point.

Just... follow my lead.

Barbara Gordon

Now you're in for it, secondary bad guy. Batman and...

Katana.

Barbara Gordon

Batman and Katana are going to tenderize you.

I can do this all day, Batman!

Barbara Gordon

Wow. Batman is so cool. And did you see? He works with a girl. I could totally be like her one day. When can I have a grapnel?

Not until you're old enough.

Barbara Gordon

When will that be?

Never.