Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes

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Brenda: Donna, what kind of wedding are you gonna have?
Donna: I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.
Kelly: Bungee jumping?
Donna: Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.
Brenda: Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"

Brenda: Dylan invited me to go to Baja with him.
Kelly: And Cindy and Jim are letting you go?
Dylan: She hasn't asked them yet.
Kelly: Oh, well in that case, what videos should we rent?
Brenda: Kelly, they might say yes.
Kelly: Yeah, right.
Brenda: Anyway, if they do, is it okay? I mean, do you mind?
Kelly: Yeah, I mind. I don't see why you'd want to go and spend an incredibly cool and romantic weekend with your boyfriend, when you could stay here in town and be miserable with me.
Brenda: Thanks Kel, I knew you'd understand.

Brenda: For a moment there, I thought that maybe I was pregnant. My period was a few days late, so I got worried.
Jim: Well, did you do something that would...give you reason to believe that if you... were a few days late that...that would indicate that you were pregnant?
Brenda: You mean like sex?
Jim: Yes, something like that.
Brenda: Yes, of course.

Brenda: He changes his address like a model changes her clothes.

Brenda: I got more sun than I expected
Cindy: Honey, you are burnt to a crisp!
Brenda: I know. I fell asleep. I mean, it's not fair, just because I take a nap, now I can't go to this party tonight with Donna. She's getting dressed up right now and I'm here fried!

Brenda: I mean, didn't you guys used to have nightmares about taking your driver's test?
Kelly: God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.
Donna: Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.
Kelly: So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.

Brenda: I'm sorry that everybody is put off by the idea of an independent woman trying to take an aggressive posture in pursuit of a specific goal.

Brenda: Nobody's here?
Dylan: [turning off television] Just me and Oprah.

Brenda: So I'm thinking of going blonde again. Or maybe bald, you know, go for that Sinéad look.
Dylan: What?
Brenda: You haven't heard a word I've said.

Brenda: The power to persuade someone to buy something they didn't even know they wanted in the first place, there's nothing like it in the world.

Brenda: To be a bitch, or not to be a bitch. That is the question.
Brandon: I wouldn't say you've been a bitch. Then again...you haven't said a word to him and he has been here all day.

Brenda: What color is it supposed to be again?
Kelly: Uh, blue for positive, red for negative.
Brenda: It's green.
Kelly: That's impossible.
Donna: Well, maybe that means twins or something.
Brenda: Donna, that's not funny.
Kelly: Let me see.
Donna: I wanna see.
Kelly: Mmm, it's kind of a pinkish green.
Brenda: Donna, what color does it look like to you?
Donna: Honestly? St. Patrick's Day.
Brenda: I can't believe this. I wait to have sex with the guy that I love, I act responsibly, I take every precaution, and I'm green.

Brenda: What is that?
Brandon: It's my lucky hat!
Brenda: I'm sorry Brandon, but that is one nerdy-looking thing.
Brandon: Come on, I think it's cool.
Brenda: Well, maybe to a beaver!

Brenda: You scared me.
Dylan: It was awesome.
Brenda: Yeah, really awesome. Look at you. You're lucky to be alive.
Dylan: I'm fine. You look like an angel.

Brenda: You're going to the beach club tonight?
Cindy: One of your father's clients has invited us to join.
Brenda: The Beverly Hills beach club?
Cindy: Mmhmm, they're having a big party to honor prospective members.
Brenda: [to Grandma on phone] Hold on. [to Cindy] The Beverly Hills beach club where Brandon works?
Cindy: Mmhmm, isn't that a hoot?!
Brenda: [to phone] Granny hold on. [to Cindy] Does Brandon know that you're going there tonight?
Cindy: Yeah. Why don't you join us?
Brenda: Oh, no, no, I can't, um...I'm talking to Grandma.