Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes

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Brandon: First day of school. Strange city, new house, no friends...I'm psyched!

Brandon: Guess a couple busted ribs are God's way of telling you you're grounded, huh?
Dylan: Yeah, that's funny. I'd laugh, except it hurts.

Brandon: Hey. You're gonna be just fine.
Brenda: How do you know that, Brandon?
Brandon: Cause I'm older. And wiser.
Brenda: And just how much wisdom did you accumulate in those momentous four minutes?
Brandon: A small lifetime.
Brenda: Very small.

Brandon: I don't even know what to say.
Kelly: Try "E pluribus unum."
Brandon: Where'd you learn that?
Kelly: It's on money.

Brandon: I even called Ripley's, and they don't believe it either!

Brandon: I just don't wanna scrape you off a telephone pole today, it's this thing I got against it.

Brandon: I mean, she knew everything about me.
Brenda: Even how you used to eat Mom's makeup?

Brandon: Nice house, man.
Steve: This is nothing. You should have seen where I used to live before my parents got divorced.
Brandon: When was that?
Steve: Which time?
Brandon: They've divorced each other twice?
Steve: Oh, amongst other things. There have been other marriages mixed in, other kids, other houses, you know. What, your parents are still together?
Brandon: Yeah.
Steve: Well look, it's not your fault. You've got to stop blaming yourself.

Brandon: Oh no, this isn't about my mommy and daddy, it's about you and your sugar daddy!

Brandon: Oh, wait, this Saturday I've gotta go dune bugging with Dylan. I can come home early though, if you want.
Andrea: Maybe I should go with you. I might break my neck and then I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore.

Brandon: Well, well, welly-well, well.

Brenda: ...it's like, the geese flying south. Or north, or wherever they go.

Brenda: [Brenda spits out her food] It's brains.

Brenda: [to her mother] You told him, didn't you?
Jim: Brenda, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Brenda: Dad, I know that. I just didn't want you getting upset over nothing.
Jim: I'm not upset!
Brenda: Well, why not?
Jim: Because it...could be a million things!
Brenda: Like what?
Jim: I don't know. Maybe it's...well, an ingrown hair.
Brenda: An ingrown hair? On my left breast? I sincerely hope not. You know, Mom, this is why I didn't want you to tell him, this is the kind of explanation Brandon would come up with.
Brandon: What is?
Brenda, Jim, Cindy: Nothing!
Brandon: Uh huh...

Brenda: Can I say something? Can I please say something?
Jim: No, you cannot say something. Don't say a word. I'm finished listening to what you have to say, Brenda, do you understand me?
Brenda: No, I don't understand you. I don't understand anything!!