AAmanda
Dammit.
What?
AAmanda
It's after midnight!
So what? Do frat boys turn into pumpkins?
AAmanda
No, they turn into drunken slobs.
S1 E13Slumber Party
AAmanda
BNJ
What's that?
AAmanda
Before nose job.
And I'm sorry I called you pretentious.
And I'm sorry I called you gossipy.
It's ok. Sometimes I am.
[Group hug between Brenda, Kelly, Andrea]
[When left out of group hug] Well...well I'm sorry for not having more problems! But I plan to.
S1 E14East Side Story
Uh oh.
What's wrong?
You've got that look this morning.
What look?
That "Come on baby, light my fire" kind of a look.
Yo, Sam. Sam!
Me?
Come here.
I'm Scott.
Whatever. What's going on with him and MC Hammer?
David wants him to play at the prom.
MC Hammer's not gonna play at any school dance.
You know that, and I know that, and MC Hammer knows that. But unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell David.
S1 E15A Fling in Palm Springs
...it's like, the geese flying south. Or north, or wherever they go.
Come on, Dad, you know how hard I work. And last night Nat tells me that I can't go to Palm Springs this weekend with all of my friends because his sister's sick, and now I have to work all weekend, but you don't hear me complaining, do ya?
Yes.
TTuesday
My name's Tuesday.
Tuesday? My favorite day of the week.
It's weird, I mean, I want to be with Dylan and everything but part of me just wants to get it over with, like I'm the last person who hasn't done it yet.
Brenda, you are.
Oh, you are not. Look, Brenda, you're really gonna like it. Uh, probably. Maybe?
Listen, who would you rather be with: Dylan McKay or David Silver?
Look, Brenda, Dylan's a wonderful guy and you're gonna have a great time.
And you brought protection, right? So there is nothing to be worried about.
Dylan, stop talking and take off your clothes.
S1 E16Fame Is Where You Find It
So, which one is "Keep it Together?"
Oh, you know, it's the one about that uh, cute little orphan girl, Flipper.
Mom, it's Skipper. And she's not an orphan anymore.
[Girls in the hall cluster together whispering about Brandon]
Forget the agent, what you need is a bodyguard.
Is this weird, or what? They won't stampede, will they?
No, only if they smell fear.
[Brenda walks into the Peach Pit dressed up as singing waitress Laverne]
Sir! Welcome! I'm Laverne, charmed I'm sure.
NNat
I don't get it. What is it, Halloween?
Hey don't you worry, pops. You'll get no trick-or-treats with this little lady. I'm strictly a class act. A one hundred percent, U.S. certified, hostess with the mostest!
[Sal the Customer laughs]
See, here's a gentleman who appreciates fine beauty.
NNat
He's a customer who needs an order taken.
Why, certainly. Would you like to hear today's specials?
NNat
We don't have any specials!
The special pasta today is spaghetti. It has meatballs on it, with a red sauce, um, I think it's tomato....And for dessert we have pie. We have peach pie, cherry pie, apple pie, pecan pie, lemon pie, cream pie...honey pie. But if you want pizza pie, you gotta go across the street. Ask for Grito, he'll take care of ya. So what will it be?
SCSal the Customer
Anything you want, sweetheart!
You look like...meatloaf and mashed potatoes, am I wrong?
SCSal the Customer
Bring it on!
Only if you promise to save room for dessert! Ok, we got a taker for squished taters and a beefy roll.
NNat
We what?
Mashed potatoes and meatloaf. Get with the lingo, pops.
NNat
Brenda, you're too much.
It's Laverne...thank you!
S1 E17Stand (Up) and Deliver
Mom, have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?
Honey, goes with the territory of being a teenager.
Along with hormone hell. Bad driving. Classes that don't relate to life.
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