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Better Call Saul · Season 2, Episode 6

“Bali Ha'i” quotes from Better Call Saul

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“Bali Ha'i” · Season 2, Episode 6

In this episode: Kim Wexler (2), Mike Ehrmantraut (2), Jimmy McGill (1), Nacho Varga (1), Hector (1), Rich (1)

[Rich Schweikart invites Kim for lunch after seeing her argue an unwinnable motion in court]

I have to say, watching you in court today. It sure did bring back some old memories for me. One in particular, anyway.

Yeah?

I was a year out of law school at this firm in Boston, and I was finally out on my first big case: this huge employment discrimination suit, that thing kept us in billing for a decade. Anyway, we landed this monster, and I find out I'm second chair to one of the partners on the preliminary hearing. And I think, "This is it. This is what will define the rest of my career." So, the hearing's getting closer and closer - I even get this new suit that I can't afford, I split it over three credit cards. I'm probably still paying it off to this day. So, I go in bright and early. I'm wearing my new suit, prepping my table, and in walks the opposing counsel. There's four of them: one senior partner and three high-level associates. These guys have been litigating longer than I've been alive, but I think: "Ehhh, I'm good. I got my boss coming, it'll be fine." So I'm sitting alone at my table, waiting for my boss to show, and I'm waiting... and I'm waiting... and then suddenly, they're calling us to order, and I realize that no one from my firm is coming—it's just me. So I think, "Alright then, this is the moment!", and I get up there and I argue like my life depended on it. I'm sweating, and I'm arguing statutes left and right, and I'm doing okay, respectable. But I'm just a BB gun to these four howitzers... and I lose, of course. It was inevitable... but later it hit me... that my boss never intended to show. And they laughed about it; they patted me on the back, said it was my trial by fire, and I laughed with them, but y'know, it never really sat well with me. You want them to have your back. Because at the end of the day, it wasn't about proving my mettle - my boss had a tee time he didn't want to miss. I wasn't there long.

...Could I ask why we are here?

You know, I've had my eye on you for a while. Since that Kettleman thing. It was an excellent deal you got for them, and I'm wondering... why someone who can put together a deal like that is arguing a losing position with no backup.

I have no complaints about HHM.

That's great. However, if on the off chance that you're pondering a change, Schweikart & Cokely would be more than happy to put your talents to good use.

Uh—

Of course, we'd have to have a more formal meeting, work out specifics, but we think you would be a great fit.

Well, I'm flattered, but there's clearly an ethical issue here.

Well, of course, we'd take you off Sandpiper, and rest assured - we wouldn't be expecting any information about HHM's strategy. Look, we're a large, diversified firm; just think what you could do with our resources, and the freedom to really spread your wings.

[beat] That's... I owe a lot to HHM.

Your tuition debt? We can take care of that.

That's very generous.

Well, give it some time to think about it. You give me a call and we'll set up a meeting with the rest of the senior partners, and to be clear... we're talking partner track.

[Mike is brought to the Salamanca hideout and put before Hector and the Cousins.]

Tomorrow, you go to the district attorney and you explain to him that my nephew's gun was yours. The DA will ask you why you didn't say anything before. You tell him you forgot, you were rattled. Make up anything you want, I don't give a shit. But it's your gun.

Let's discuss my payment.

Mm-mmm, that time is past. No five thousand for you.

The price is fifty.

How about the payment is you get to live?

Not enough.

Now you think you can negotiate with me? I say the word, my nephews go to a certain motel, pay a visit to your daughter-in-law and your little granddaughter. What do you think happens then? Consider your position carefully.

I get my money, or neither of us walk out of here.

[Mike reaches into his jacket, causing a reaction from the Cousins. Hector signals them to stand down.]

You're willing to die for this?

Maybe I need the fifty thousand more than you do.

[Hector chuckles]

[to Nacho, in Spanish] I told you, right? Giant balls. [to Mike, in English] How you manage to live so long with a mouth like that? Hmm? Fifty thousand, and the gun is yours.

[Mike opens his door to find Nacho with Hector's money]

He sent you?

I volunteered. Only safe way for us to talk.

[Mike lets him in and counts out the money]

You really pushed it in there. That thing we did? He finds out, we're both dead. You get that, right?

[playing dumb] What thing we did?

[Nacho nods and goes to leave, but stops when Mike holds out some money]

What's this?

Twenty-five thousand.

What for?

We made a deal, I didn't hold up my end. Your problem is coming back sooner than we expected.

I... I had a job offer.

Really? From where?

Schweikart & Cokely.

Seriously?

Rich Schweikart said they would even pay off my law school loans.

That's great! Please let me be there when you tell Howard. Please? [Kim looks away] So why the sad puppy eyes? What, you don't want that job?

No, no, of course I do... I mean, who wouldn't, right?

It's a huge firm, you get out from under Howard's thumb...

Right. Exactly. Besides, HHM is looking more and more like a dead-end for me, anyway.

Exactly! So what's the problem?

I just... I don't know. I keep thinking of you floating in that pool. You knew what you wanted, but I got in the way.

What are you talking about?

You took the Davis & Main job because of me.

I took that job because it was the right decision. A steady paycheck? Done. A place to live that's more than oh, five square feet? Boom. A car that's all one color? Nailed it! I'm good, I got what I wanted. And you with the Schweikart thing, you could have everything you ever wanted! What's not to love about that?

Yeah... what's not to love?

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