Rook Blonko quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

(To Bill Gacks) I've taken you down before, Vilgax, and I can do it again!

Rook Blonko

Wait! Stop! That is not Vilgax. (Scans Bill Gacks using Proto-Tool) According to my scanner, that individual is a human being.

But he looks just like Vilgax!

Yep, I get that a lot.

Clockwork

Clockwork's not good for dodging. Unless... (Slowing time down and taking down the Squid Monster)

Rook Blonko

I did not know you can do that!

Clockwork

Neither...did...I.

Rook Blonko

(to Ben while sitting in the Proto-TRUK) Then in those movies why does nobody ever seek professional help.

Dude, after we catch the psychopath.

Rook Blonko

They just seem so troubled.

Rook Blonko

I have read that love affects the same area of the human brain that is linked to insanity.

That... actually makes a lot of sense.

Rook Blonko

I KNEW IT! Squirrels PRETEND to be harmless, but they are really just waiting to be mutated into MUROID-LIKE KILLERS!

Sure, blame the rodents. (Talks to Spanner) Why are you helping that Animo from the future?

Spanner

Wait, how do you even know about him?

It's kind of a long story. My cousin and I...Hey, I'm asking the questions here.

Spanner

I'm not with Animo. Ben, you have to contact Lieutenant Steel right away!

Lieutenant Steel? How do you know even about him?

Rook Blonko

Ben! (coughs) What is that?

Gutrot

Sulphur Dioxide. Uh don't ask me how I know or how I did it. Hey, hey, your 'GAS' is as good as mine, right? (laughs) (no response) Fine, fine. Hey, if that awesome pun won't get any laughs, then maybe some NITROUS OXIDE will! (lets loose with a huge blast out of his posterior, accompanied with some flatulence noises)Dr.

Dr. Animo

Nitrous Oxide?! But that...(giggles)...that's...(laughs)

Yes, laughing gas.

Rook Blonko

A blow to the head makes a human forget things especially if it is a wealthy person on a yacht.

Gutrot

That's only in the movies.

Rook Blonko

And television.

Gutrot

And in real life a bump on the head just gives you a concussion.

Rook Blonko

I see, those poor actors

Zs'Skayr

(laughs) Poor Tennyson, so in the dark. How foolish you must feel, this whole time manipulated by your greatest enemy Zs'Skayr.

The Scare? Who's The Scare?

Rook Blonko

(sighs) Do you never read the files? Zs'Skayr is Ghostfreak's real name.

He has a name? Huh, I always just called him Ghostfreak.

Zs'Skayr

But I never answer to it! Now, destroy them!

Rook Blonko

Of course you will now turn this ship around, knowing that such contrary behavior is merely to conceal your true sensitive nature.

Rad Dudesman

Humph!

Rook Blonko

Let me rephrase that. Of course you will now turn this ship around, knowing if you do not, you will not be paid.

Rad Dudesman

(mockingly) Or you won't be paid. (Rad turns ship around)

Whampire

Yes. Yes... Nah.

Lord Transyl

Huh? No one is immune to my power!

Whampire

I don't really go in for the whole "mind slave" thing.

Lord Transyl

Hmmm...your will is strong, but your flesh is weak.

Whampire

Not even. Just call me... Whampire! (Omnitrix times out)

Kuphulu

We are free!

Lord Transyl

What creature is this?

Zs'Skayr

That is Tennyson, his Omnitrix has failed and he's surrounded.

But you have to admit, Whampire is a really great name.

Lord Transyl

My children, make it painful.

Rook Blonko

Ben, run!

Please, I still have Hobble, and Transyl can't control him, right Hobble? Hobble?

Lord Transyl

The taste of your energy will be sweet.

Do I look like a snack? (activates Omnitrix, Lord Transyl lets go and puts up his hands to block the flash as Ben turns into Atomix)

Atomix

HAMEENA-HAMEENA-HAMEENA, try a little "Fusion Cuisine" catered by, Atomix!

Rook Blonko

We can move again!

Scout

Zs'Skayr? Where did he go!?

Atomix

Where all good spooks go once they're shredded to atoms. It will be a while until we see him again.

Dr. Viktor

(picks up Lord Transyl) Ah Vladat, the only thing you will taste is bitter defeat.

Rook Blonko

What are you going to do with him?

Dr. Viktor

Put him somewhere...safe.

Atomix

And I'll keep this little fellow floating here in the lab, so if Zs'Skayr ever shows up here again, He won't be able to get in the door (turns back to Ben)

Wow! That is bright. So, problem solved, everybody's happy, right? [Rad angrily punches him in the face, making him fall to the floor]

Rad Dudesman

Never mess with my ship.

Argit

What's Benny doing up there?! Sounds like a war zone!

Rook Blonko

Ben has control over Alien X.

I hope Burger Shack is ready for the coming storm!

Rook Blonko

I see what you did there.

Ester

(sneezes) Brrr, it's awfully chilly in here.

(Removes his jacket and hands it to her without taking his eyes off the movie) Here you go. (Ester takes the jacket, looking upset)

Yeah! (Ester pretends to yawn and tries to put her arm around Ben's shoulder. But Ben moves forward and she falls into the back of his seat) (Ben cheering) Go Sumos!

Rayona

Are you sure Ben is from this planet? He does not seem to understand it's courting rituals at all.

Rook Blonko

Yes, he is. And yes, he does not.

Is this the greatest movie or what?

Ester

What.

(shushes her) Movie. (Ester resumes pouting)

Here you go, Blonko! (Throwing Omnitrix Remote Control) Courtesy of Blukic and Driba.

Rook Blonko

Does it work?

They said to tell you "Absolutely..probably..maybe.. (drives away)

Ester

What is that thing? It won't hurt Ben, will it?

Rook Blonko

Absolutely not..probably..maybe..

Rayona

Not helpful, Rook.