Rad Dudesman quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

Rook Blonko

Magister Tennyson said our pilot is the best in the business.

Diamondhead

[spitting out what he thinks is guacamole] That's…not guacamole. What kind of business? If he hangs out in this place, he must be one tough dude.

Rad Dudesman

[enters the Black Hole] Dudesman. [everyone shivers fearfully as he walks over to Diamondhead and Rook; introducing himself] Rad Dudesman. You're plumbers?

Diamondhead

[laughs] You're a duck?

Rook Blonko

[embarrassed] Ben.

Diamondhead

Oh, sorry. [laughs again] But, come on, a duck? Am I the only one that sees this?

Rad Dudesman

Got a problem with ducks, rockhead? [gets up in Diamondhead's face]

Diamondhead

Not yet.

Rook Blonko

Uh, Captain Dudesman, sir, this rockhead is Ben Tennyson, wielder of the Omnitrix.

Rad Dudesman

Thought you'd be taller.

Rook Blonko

Magister Tennyson said the Lovely Duck would be perfect for our needs.

Diamondhead

Your ship's called the Lovely Duck? You're kidding, right?

Rad Dudesman

Two things I never kid about.

Rad Dudesman

[aiming his gun at Bloxx] You got about two seconds to explain yourself.

Look, we need the creature alive, and you want your ship to stay in one ... in... as few pieces as possible. I've got an idea, but it'll take timing, cooperation, and it's extremely dangerous. You in?

Rad Dudesman

"Danger" is my middle name.

I thought "trouble" was your middle name.

Huh? It's a duck.

Rad Dudesman

(activates guns) Duck this!

Rad Dudesman

"Trouble" is my middle name. "Danger" is my middle name. "Profit" is my middle name.

Captain Rad Profit Danger Trouble Dudesman.

Rad Dudesman

Told you.

Grey Matter

Rad, clear this ship of frogs.

Rad Dudesman

I will make them cry for their mamas.

Attention, alien vessel. This is Commander Raff of the deathless Incursean battle armada.

Oh, hey, Raff. Long time.

Ben Tennyson! I might have known. Remove this beast from my ship, and I'll grant you safe passage.

And?

And?! And what?!

Rad Dudesman

And a set of Galvan horizontal thrusters.

Fine! Fine! Anything! Just get this monstrosity off my ship! And none of you ever mention this incident to anyone!

Hobble

How'd we get the wolfman?

Rad Dudesman

Stop complaining. Be a man.

Hobble

You're not a man, you're a duck!

Rad Dudesman

Then be a duck.

New life-form identified.

Where?

Subject on planet surface. Attempting DNA analysis and code acquisition. Acquisition failed due to distance from subject. Omnitrix functions will be disabled in 30 seconds. 29, 28, 27, 26, 25…

Turn around!

Rad Dudesman

No way.

Yeah way, if we don't, I'm locked out of the Omnitrix!

Rad Dudesman

You go back.

Rook Blonko

Of course you will now turn this ship around, knowing that such contrary behavior is merely to conceal your true sensitive nature.

Rad Dudesman

Humph!

Rook Blonko

Let me rephrase that. Of course you will now turn this ship around, knowing if you do not, you will not be paid.

Rad Dudesman

(mockingly) Or you won't be paid. (Rad turns ship around)

Lord Transyl

The taste of your energy will be sweet.

Do I look like a snack? (activates Omnitrix, Lord Transyl lets go and puts up his hands to block the flash as Ben turns into Atomix)

Atomix

HAMEENA-HAMEENA-HAMEENA, try a little "Fusion Cuisine" catered by, Atomix!

Rook Blonko

We can move again!

Scout

Zs'Skayr? Where did he go!?

Atomix

Where all good spooks go once they're shredded to atoms. It will be a while until we see him again.

Dr. Viktor

(picks up Lord Transyl) Ah Vladat, the only thing you will taste is bitter defeat.

Rook Blonko

What are you going to do with him?

Dr. Viktor

Put him somewhere...safe.

Atomix

And I'll keep this little fellow floating here in the lab, so if Zs'Skayr ever shows up here again, He won't be able to get in the door (turns back to Ben)

Wow! That is bright. So, problem solved, everybody's happy, right? [Rad angrily punches him in the face, making him fall to the floor]

Rad Dudesman

Never mess with my ship.