Albedo quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Forever Knights!!! (Grabs a Forever Knight)

Answer me. Where is he?

Forever Knight

Why do you ask what you already know? Are you testing us?

(Pins a Forever Knight against a wall) I test your will to live. Now for the last time... (Changes back to Albedo)

Albedo

Where is Ben Tennyson?

Albedo

[Holds up some dollars] You disgust me. You, this miasma you call food. [Angrily slams the dollars on the counter] It's foul, smelly, oily digestive preparation. Everything human reeks!

[Hands Albedo a bag of chili fries] Yeah, probably the onion.

Albedo

[Takes the bag and smells it] Ugh! All the same, I find myself craving the entire, putrid experience. It must be in the DNA. [Takes out and eats some chili fries, then leaves]

Ben

[Enters and goes to the counter, then takes out some dollars and puts them on the counter] Chili fries.

Careful, kid, those double portions catch up on you. [Pats his belly]

Ben

[Confused] Excuse me?

Friendly advice: Take it or don't. [Hands Ben his own bag of chili fries. Ben takes it in annoyance]

Gwen

Here he comes.

Albedo

[Wipes his mouth and burps] I sicken myself.

Kevin

[Sees Negative Big Chill flying away] What the heck? [Drives after Negative Big Chill along with Gwen]

Ben

[Comes out of Burger Shack and sees Gwen and Kevin driving away] Guys? [Tries to run after them, but is unsuccessful] Guys! [Activates his Omnitrix and transforms into Big Chill]

Big Chill

Big Chill! [Flies after Gwen and Kevin]

Gwen

(Talking to Negative Big Chill) Ben? Are you feeling okay? You kind of took off without us back there.

(Grabs Gwen) You-you know of Ben? Where is Ben?

Kevin

(pushes Albedo Big Chill) I knew you'd snap eventually! (smells Negative Big Chill's breath) Phew, chili fries. (fans the air with his left hand)

Ugh, I agree.

Gwen

Change back, Ben; let's go home.

Albedo

Yes, it is I, Ben Tennyson. Transport me Ben 10 to my domicile. There are grave matters there of a personal nature to which I Ben 10 must attend.

Big Chill

(Landed and next to Gwen and Kevin) Thanks a lot guys. You left me. (Noticed Albedo and reverted to Ben)

Ben

And, uh, who's your good-looking friend?

Albedo

Ben Tennyson? A most difficult creature to find, but I must see you. I am Albedo of the Galvan.

Ben

A Grey Matter? (Looks at him) Kinda tall.

Albedo

I am the builder of the Omnitrix. I must have it back. Your days as Ben 10 are at an end. Remove your Omnitrix and return it.

Ben

Wait Albedo. I thought this was the only Omnitrix in the universe and anyway a guy named Azmuth built it.

Albedo

Azmuth is a liar.

Ben

But the DNAliens, the Highbreeed. I'm supposed to save the world with it.

Albedo

(talking about the Omnitrix) It is incomplete and prone to catastrophic malfunction.

Ben

(taps the Omnitrix) Not lately.

Albedo

You have great luck, or by now you would've ripped a hole in the fabric of the universe.

Kevin

(talking to Albedo) Well, which is it? Do you want the watch to fix it, or to keep the universe from falling apart?

Albedo

Both!

Gwen

(referring to Albedo) He could be a Highbreed trying to trick you out of it.

Ben

Maybe. Why don't you show your face? It feels a little crazy talking to myself.

Albedo

If only I could. I am stuck in a sticky, sweaty, noisy, hungry, hairy, smelly teenage human body. Constantly craving chili-fries and scratching myself in places I suspect are inappropriate!

Gwen

Wow! He really is you!

Albedo

(talking to Ben) You see, your DNA is encoded as the default in your Omnitrix. Mine synchronizes across space and time with yours. You have become my default as well.

Ben

Since you built the Omnitrix, tell me how it comes off.

Albedo

(confused) Yes, I trust you are versed in the practical applications of eight dimensional quantum gravity monopoly equations. (left eye twiches)

Ben

It really does twitch when I lie.

Kevin

Told ya.

Albedo

Very well, there are other ways to disarm you. (pushes Kevin and transforms into Negative Jetray)

Ben

Oww! (transforms)

Humungousaur

Humungousaur!

Kevin

(referring to Ben) Didn't you go the other way?

Albedo

Yeah. Oh man, I should not have erased Kevin's mark.

Ben

(appears and yells) Hit the deck! (Albedo shoots Gwen and Kevin with packing foam)

Kevin

(struggling to break loose) This reeks. He got us with packing foam. No leverage.

Gwen

Push!

Ben

Look Albedo. You're not getting my Omnitrix.

Albedo

I have all of your powers and a superior intellect. Surrender if you value your life.

Ben

'Cause that would be so much smarter. (turns into Goop)

Goop

Goop! (Albedo tries to shoot packing foam at Goop, but missed. Albedo turns into Negative Humungousaur, defeats Goop and charges at him. Goop then switches into Swampfire.)

Swampfire

Swampfire! (Negative Humungousaur tries to slam Swampfire with his tail, but missed.) Here's mud in your eye! (Swampfire throws a slime like substance at Negative Humungousaur's face and shoots fireballs at him.)

Kevin

(Gwen cutting the packing foam with magic beams) Ow! Hot!

Gwen

Sorry.

Brainstorm

Brainstorm! Tremble before my electrolocutive power, you feckless facsimile! (Brainstorm used his lightning from his brain to zap Negative Big Chill who then turned into Negative Echo Echo)

Ouch! Hurt! Ouch! (Negative Echo Echo duplicated into clones of himself. Brainstorm tried to zap them, but missed.) Surrender or die! (Negative Echo Echo and his clones used sonic scream to give Brainstorm a headache.)

Brainstorm

Deucedly difficult to cogitate. (Brainstorm then switched into Jetray)

Jetray! (Shot lasers from his tail at the Negative Echo Echo clones.)

You... can't... keep... this... up! (The Negative Echo Echo clones fused into one and turned into Negative Spidermonkey and shoots a web from his tail at Jetray on the ceiling wall.)

Your Omnitrix will lose power. Yield! Yield! YIELD! (Negative Spidermonkey punched Jetray twice until Jetray blasts him away with his laser vision. Jetray then turns into Chromastone.)

Chromastone

Chromastone! (Used his multicolored power from his body to free himself from the web and charged to Negative Spidermonkey) Ahh! (Suddenly reverted to Ben)

Ben

Uh oh.

I told you! (screeches) You have drained your Omnitrix where as mine... (Reverted to Albedo)

Albedo

I don't need an Omnitrix to destroy you!

Ben

(after the Omnitrix's fuse) What's going on?

Albedo

Their proximity is creating a bio-energy feedback! (Albedo's jacket, shirt, eye, and hair color change)

Kevin

No confusing those two now.

Albedo

You have damaged this form! You will pay!

Ben

Tell me how to get these apart!

Albedo

Perhaps if one of us could manage to die!

Ben

Don't tempt me!

Kevin

Great, now we're all trapped.

Albedo

He's here.

Gwen

Who's here?

Albedo

Azmuth.

Azmuth

You bet he is. Azmuth of the Galvan; the true genius behind the Omnitrix. You've overloaded the thing so badly I could sense it half-a-galaxy away. Those non-stop transformations are going to break it.

Ben

I was just…

Azmuth

(interrupts) Save it, I know. Albedo, my former assistant, built an inferior copy. I warned you that there could only be one Omnitrix. You ignored me.

Kevin

(referring to Albedo) Someone's in trouble.

Albedo

I will not trust the universe's fate to an unworthy human. If my Omnitrix cannot function, I will have his!

Azmuth

I told you the Omnitrix is beyond you. You could have doomed us all!

Ben

So the universe really was at stake?

Azmuth

If you'd lost the Omnitrix, yes. Albedo only wanted it to restore his original form.

Albedo

This human body is unbearable!

Kevin

I get that, and the face is even worse.

Azmuth

Albedo, through your arrogant act of rebellion, you have proven yourself a lesser being. (hop onto Albedo's arm and pulls out the core from his Omnitrix) You shall remain as you are, in a prison of your own making.

Albedo

(horrified) No, you can't!

Azmuth

I have.

Albedo

[As he teleports away] I HATE YOU!!!!!

Azmuth

He won't bother you again. You're on your own from here.

Ben

I still have a few questions. Like what's the watch really for, and how many aliens can I... (interrupted)

Azmuth

Look, kid, you alone have made the Omnitrix a force for good in ways I never conceived. It's better, I think, to allow you to create your own way of using it, no question. For all my concerns, you're the only being worthy to wear it – and I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Ben

Who else?

Azmuth

My business. It's a... surprise.

Kevin

Now you're just teasing.

Azmuth

There are difficult trials ahead. Be ready. (Teleports away)

Gwen

First trial is your physics test in about three hours.

Ben

[dismayed] Oh, man. [his teacher is handing him, Julie and the other students back their graded physics tests; Julie receives an A on her test and he receives a C+ on his; later at Mr Smoothy, showing Gwen his test] C+ and you thought I wasn't really studying.

Gwen

I'm sorry. The suspicious circumstances made me… suspicious.

Kevin

And I'm sorry I thought it was you kicking butt.

Ben

Fair enough… I suppose. Don't know how much I like Azmuth not letting Albedo turn back. Like that's a punishment. Being me isn't so bad. (drinks his smoothie)

Albedo

Why bother with a cell? This human body is prison enough.

Dinner.

Albedo

But some day I will be free, then they will all suffer, starting with Ben Tennyson. Until that day– [Throws his food against the wall, causing it to shatter] BRING ME CHILI FRIES!!!

Azmuth?

Azmuth

What is it, Myaxx? I'm trying to think.

I have updated information on the break-in, last night.

Azmuth

Don't pause for suspense. Tell me.

We've completed the inventory. Only one item was stolen... your greatest invention.

Azmuth

The Ultimatrix. Still the energy core wasn't complete so there isn't much our thief can do with it. We can always rebuild it.

That wasn't all, sir. We have security vids of the robbery. We know who has it.

Azmuth

No. Not him. Anyone, but him.

Albedo

I've done it. I've recreated the power of the Omnitrix. No, I've exceeded it! After all this time, I'm but one transformation from escaping this cursed human form and returning to my own! [he cycles through the Ultimatrix's active list, only to find all of Ben's available alien forms] There's no Galvan in the active list, and the other lists are locked. There's nothing here but Tennyson's aliens.

Vilgax

Trouble?

Albedo

An unexpected setback. My new Omnitrix is still linked to the original's database. Ben's human DNA is still the default.

Vilgax

And you're still trapped.

Albedo

Only until I get my hands on the original Omnitrix. I can use it to reset this one. Then, I'm cured.

Vilgax

You say it as if taking the Omnitrix is a simple task. Admit it, Albedo, we need each other.

Albedo

No, I need the Omnitrix and you want it. That's a bad basis for an alliance.

Vilgax

I don't want the Omnitrix anymore. I just want to kill Ben Tennyson. [Albedo smiles]

Vilgax

It's going to be glorious Albedo!

Albedo

Pardon me if I don't break into applause.

Vilgax

Of all the worlds i've conquered, this one will be the sweetest.

Max

There's an old Earth expression about not counting your chickens before they're hatched.

Vilgax

The Tennyson family and their pet juvenile delinquent.

Kevin

Juvenile? I'm gonna be 18 a year from next Tuesday!

Gwen

Your birthday's next week and you didn't even tell me?

Kevin

It's no big deal.

Gwen

I don't have time to pick out a present!

Vilgax

I wouldn't worry about it girl. None of you will live to see the day.

Ben

I think that's the longest i've been around you without hearing a death threat!

Ben

I'm going to let you go, but I'll be taking your Omnitrix.

Albedo

Ultimatrix.

Ben

Whatever. Do we have a deal?

Albedo

What's in it for me?

Ben

I don't have time for this. [Ben frees Albedo] Command Function Override Code 10.

Override accepted.

Ben

Hey. What do you know? It recognizes my voice.

Albedo

Wait! What are you doing?!

Ben

Omnitrix. Self-destruct in 30 Seconds. Command code -- 0-0-0, destruct 0.

Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Detonation in T minus 30 seconds.

Albedo

You're bluffing!

Ben

[Holds up the destroyed Omnitrix] Ask Vilgax if I'm bluffing. [Albedo looks at the destroyed Omnitrix and gives the Ultimatrix to Ben who puts the Ultimatrix on his left wrist] I like the old one better.

Albedo

Uh...

Ben

Oh. Abort self-destruct Code 10.

Self-destruct sequence aborted.