Ben 10: Alien Force · Season 2, Episode 3
“Good Copy, Bad Copy” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Kevin Levin (12), Ben Tennyson (11), Albedo (11), Gwen Tennyson (10), Humungousaur (2), Big Chill (2), Forever Knight (2), Julie Yamamoto (1)
(The Forever Knights are running into their castle and close the entrance. Negative Humungousaur then breaks in)
Forever Knights!!! (Grabs a Forever Knight)
Answer me. Where is he?
Why do you ask what you already know? Are you testing us?
(Pins a Forever Knight against a wall) I test your will to live. Now for the last time... (Changes back to Albedo)
Where is Ben Tennyson?
(Tracking Ben by a soda can) Tracking Ben like this feels weird, Kevin.
Your idea. All I know is that there is a lot of alien com traffic and Tennyson's name keeps coming up.
Getting something. Make a left.
(Looking at the torched Forever Knight hive) Wow.
Gwen, up there. (Pointed to Negative Jetray)
Ben, hey! (Negative Jetray flies away)
(on the ground) Ben Tennyson has shown no mercy.
Well what did you do?
Nothing. I swear on my order. He's ruined our hive in as many days.
(Looking at Kevin) First I've heard of it.
They say at court, that the cursed Ben 10 has also attacked more of our hives.
Your cousin took out a bunch of hives? Come on. He doesn't have the guts.
You mean it's not like Ben to go on a mission like that alone.
OKAY!
Why he's keeping secret from us?
[At Ben's house]
(With mouthful of chili fries) You get it, Ben? The kid weighs 25 kilograms, 3 meters per second, 2 meters from the sudden merry-go-round.
(brushes off crumbs from his hands) Wait. Julie, wait. I better write this down.
Congratulations, Tennyson. You're finally putting the Omnitrix to maximum use, you know clandestine butt-kicking-wise.
What are you talking about?
Nice try. We saw you as Jetray flying away from a battle.
Look, I've been studying all week for a physics test tomorrow. It's my worst subject.
Maybe you're not really studying.
(talking to Gwen) Wait. Considering the aliens and weird transformations and stuff Ben deals with, there could be any number of explanations for what you saw.
You're saying you can vouch for his whereabouts?
No, I got here a few minutes ago. He studies and I come over to help him review. Not that he's actually acing the reviews.
(insulted) I'm getting better.
(Sarcastically) You're making a real effort.
(Talking to Ben) With Grandpa Max gone, we've got to rely on each other. If you've got a secret, you should spill it.. now!
I swear, I've been calculating the angular momentum. If I don't pass, my mom will ground me, which means minimal hero time (points at Omnitrix) and 0 Julie time (gestures to Julie). You do the math. (in a low voice) 'Cause apparently I can't.
I believe him. When you lie, your left eye twitches, but who knows, maybe you've been blackin' out and sleep fighting.
Is it possible? Is the Omnitrix making you attack your enemies in your sleep?
(Sighs) If we're going to discuss this, I need more chili fries. (notices all of the chili fries are gone) [To Julie, angered] You said you didn't want any.
What? They're delicious.
[Inside Burger Shack: Albedo enters. He goes to the counter.]
[Holds up some dollars] You disgust me. You, this miasma you call food. [Angrily slams the dollars on the counter] It's foul, smelly, oily digestive preparation. Everything human reeks!
[Hands Albedo a bag of chili fries] Yeah, probably the onion.
[Takes the bag and smells it] Ugh! All the same, I find myself craving the entire, putrid experience. It must be in the DNA. [Takes out and eats some chili fries, then leaves]
[Enters and goes to the counter, then takes out some dollars and puts them on the counter] Chili fries.
Careful, kid, those double portions catch up on you. [Pats his belly]
[Confused] Excuse me?
Friendly advice: Take it or don't. [Hands Ben his own bag of chili fries. Ben takes it in annoyance]
[Outside Burger Shack: Gwen and Kevin are waiting for Ben to come out.]
Here he comes.
[Albedo comes out of Burger Shack.]
[Wipes his mouth and burps] I sicken myself.
[Albedo activates his Omnitrix and transforms into Negative Big Chill. Negative Big Chill flies away.]
[Sees Negative Big Chill flying away] What the heck? [Drives after Negative Big Chill along with Gwen]
[Comes out of Burger Shack and sees Gwen and Kevin driving away] Guys? [Tries to run after them, but is unsuccessful] Guys! [Activates his Omnitrix and transforms into Big Chill]
Big Chill! [Flies after Gwen and Kevin]
(Talking to Negative Big Chill) Ben? Are you feeling okay? You kind of took off without us back there.
(Grabs Gwen) You-you know of Ben? Where is Ben?
(pushes Albedo Big Chill) I knew you'd snap eventually! (smells Negative Big Chill's breath) Phew, chili fries. (fans the air with his left hand)
Ugh, I agree.
Change back, Ben; let's go home.
Yes, it is I, Ben Tennyson. Transport me Ben 10 to my domicile. There are grave matters there of a personal nature to which I Ben 10 must attend.
(Landed and next to Gwen and Kevin) Thanks a lot guys. You left me. (Noticed Albedo and reverted to Ben)
And, uh, who's your good-looking friend?
Ben Tennyson? A most difficult creature to find, but I must see you. I am Albedo of the Galvan.
A Grey Matter? (Looks at him) Kinda tall.
I am the builder of the Omnitrix. I must have it back. Your days as Ben 10 are at an end. Remove your Omnitrix and return it.
Wait Albedo. I thought this was the only Omnitrix in the universe and anyway a guy named Azmuth built it.
Azmuth is a liar.
But the DNAliens, the Highbreeed. I'm supposed to save the world with it.
(talking about the Omnitrix) It is incomplete and prone to catastrophic malfunction.
(taps the Omnitrix) Not lately.
You have great luck, or by now you would've ripped a hole in the fabric of the universe.
(talking to Albedo) Well, which is it? Do you want the watch to fix it, or to keep the universe from falling apart?
Both!
(referring to Albedo) He could be a Highbreed trying to trick you out of it.
Maybe. Why don't you show your face? It feels a little crazy talking to myself.
If only I could. I am stuck in a sticky, sweaty, noisy, hungry, hairy, smelly teenage human body. Constantly craving chili-fries and scratching myself in places I suspect are inappropriate!
Wow! He really is you!
(talking to Ben) You see, your DNA is encoded as the default in your Omnitrix. Mine synchronizes across space and time with yours. You have become my default as well.
Since you built the Omnitrix, tell me how it comes off.
(confused) Yes, I trust you are versed in the practical applications of eight dimensional quantum gravity monopoly equations. (left eye twiches)
It really does twitch when I lie.
Told ya.
Very well, there are other ways to disarm you. (pushes Kevin and transforms into Negative Jetray)
(Negative Jetray grabs Ben)
Oww! (transforms)
Humungousaur!
(Negative Jetray shoots rays at him) Hey! That really stings!
You are not worthy to wear the Omnitrix.
An evil twin, huh? Guess you really are a hero.
A hero with a big test in the morning and i'd be home studying if you'd have listened to me the first time.
Albedo: Guys, over here. I think I heard something.
(referring to Ben) Didn't you go the other way?
Yeah. Oh man, I should not have erased Kevin's mark.
(appears and yells) Hit the deck! (Albedo shoots Gwen and Kevin with packing foam)
(struggling to break loose) This reeks. He got us with packing foam. No leverage.
Push!
Look Albedo. You're not getting my Omnitrix.
I have all of your powers and a superior intellect. Surrender if you value your life.
'Cause that would be so much smarter. (turns into Goop)
Goop! (Albedo tries to shoot packing foam at Goop, but missed. Albedo turns into Negative Humungousaur, defeats Goop and charges at him. Goop then switches into Swampfire.)
Swampfire! (Negative Humungousaur tries to slam Swampfire with his tail, but missed.) Here's mud in your eye! (Swampfire throws a slime like substance at Negative Humungousaur's face and shoots fireballs at him.)
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