Kevin's Plumber badge isn't responding.
Ben Tennyson
Try it again. He should be here.
I'm not his babysitter, Ben. If he wants to ignore us, that's his choice.
Ben Tennyson
Fine. Then he'll just have to miss all the fun. The Forever Knights aren't gonna kick their own butts.
So how do we get there without Kevin's car?
Ben Tennyson
Easy. We improvise. (activates Omnitrix)
Jetray! (grabs Gwen with his tail) Onward and upward!
[Ben is pacing back and forth, trying to call Gwen, while Kevin sits on the couch, feeling guilty over his deal with Darkstar.]
Ben Tennyson
Nothing. My calls go straight to voicemail. And she has her Plumber's badge turned off, so we can't track her that way.
Ben Tennyson
That Gwen had to run an errand?
That she's gone to do something stupid. [Ben glares at him] Okay, stop staring at me like that. You're creepin' me out.
Ben Tennyson
So talk.
[Gives in] Fine. I made a deal with Michael Morningstar, okay? Gwen must have figured it out somehow, and now she's gone off to find him.
Ben Tennyson
[Enraged] You what?! [Kevin looks down in guilt] Then we better find her, fast.
Ben Tennyson
Anything?
Not yet. But the scanner detected level 20 alien technology somewhere near here.
Level 20? But the only level 20 technology in the whole galaxy is-
Ben Tennyson
The Omnitrix! Maybe you found a spare.
Actually, whatever we're detecting is level 20+. The scale on this thing doesn't go any higher.
Ben Tennyson
This is stupid, we've been driving around all night.
Before we give up, pull over, I wanna try something. [They get out of the car] You know how my powers have trouble with technology? I'm thinking, maybe it works the other way around. [Makes ball of mana and throws it unto the ground making it spread throughout the area]
Ben Tennyson
So if your mana hits something super high-tech- [sees large glow in the distance] …that!
[The Naljian Destructor shapeshifts into a copy of Ben]
Ben Tennyson
Whoa!
Ben Tennyson
What are you? Where did you come from?
What are you? Where did you come from?
Ben Tennyson
Cut it out!
Ben Tennyson
I don't sound like that!
Huh. I bet people would put up some serious cash for a robot version of themselves. [the Naljian Destructor then shapeshifts into a copy of him] Cool. What do you say we load this handsome devil into the car, take him home, and see what makes him tick?
What do you say we load this handsome devil into the car, take him home, and see what makes him tick?
Okay, that's getting a little annoying.
Okay, that's getting a little annoying.
[covers the robot's mouth and the robot shoves him in return, damaging his ID mask] Great. You broke my ID mask.
[shapeshifting into a copy of his elemental mutation form] Great. You broke my ID mask.
This is getting out of hand.
Ben Tennyson
[activates Omnitrix] No problem. I'll just… [the Naljian Destructor shapeshifts into a copy of him again; at his limit] Okay. It's hero time! [turns into Humungousaur]
What do you mean "wait?" That thing's determined to wreck my ride!
Ben Tennyson
He's sort of already wrecked it.
Ben Tennyson
Are we doing this again?
Actually, we aren't doing anything. And neither is she. [referring to the Naljian Destructor as a copy of her]
Ben Tennyson
It's copying whatever we do.
We showed it we wanted it to fight, so it fought. We need to do something else. We don't know who or what you are, be we don't mean any harm. Come here. Meditate with me.
[sits on the ground with a thump] Meditate with me.
Ben Tennyson
I get it, as long as we stay calm…
Ben Tennyson
So, you're going to just sit there?
[The Naljian Destructor shapeshifts into a copy of him again, the third time]
Ben Tennyson
Okay. Good. So long as nothing sets him off.
[They see the Vreedle Brothers' ship coming down]
You mean like a spaceship landing?
Ben Tennyson
I've seen that ship before.
[The Vreedle Brothers' ship lands and they come out]
Ben Tennyson
The Vreedle Brothers.
It appears that you've got something that belongs to us.
Ben Tennyson
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what happened?
RVRhomboid Vreddle
Well, we was on our way to sell the thing, and some robot cops tried to make us pull over.
They took exception to us blastin' a toll booth.
Ben Tennyson
I'm not following.
The robot may have took the wrong lesson from our completely reasonable actions.
What do you mean "took the wrong lesson?"
He learned that he really likes destroying things.
[The Naljian Destructor comes out of the ship, in the form of Humungousaur]
Ben Tennyson
[after the Naljian Destructor destroys Mr. Smoothy's; dismayed] Oh, man!
They are totally gonna stop letting us hang out here.
We don't want it anymore, so it's your problem now.
[fires up and destroys the Vreedle Brothers' ship as it takes off] It's your problem now. [shapeshifts into a fusion of Humungousaur, Spidermonkey and Swampfire] This isn't good.
Ben
I really do say that a lot don't I?
Guys, can we stay on task?
Ben
Okay, This looks like a job for Humungousaur! (Turns into Lodestar instead)
Or Lodestar. He's good too.
Hurry up! We're losing our light!
Ben Tennyson
We're not losing the light; it's eight in the morning! The beach is open all day.
You're right. Get a move on, Kevin!!
(drives the car out of the garage) Geez, I'm coming! I'm like, five minutes late. What's the big deal?
I'll tell you what the big deal is: I've been trying to go to the beach for a month, and every time we're about to leave, something happens. Monster on the loose, alien invasion.
Ben Tennyson
Sometimes it rains.
Well, not this time. This time... (Zaw-Veenull appears) Just forget I said anything.
[The Tiffin reunites with Sicily]
CCicely
My son! Alive! It's a miracle!
Glad to help. Now, about our fee-[Gwen elbows him]
We're happy it all worked out.
ZVZaw-Veenull
As am I. On behalf of Lewoda, let me to offer our sincere gratitude to you, for negotiating with the Pantophage, who otherwise would have-
[confronts him] Did you know Jarret was gonna eat the baby?!
ZVZaw-Veenull
Er, well, I wasn't sure exactly, but-
[Points his claw at Zaw-Veenull's face threateningly and glares at him] Never. Talk to me. Again. [Zaw-Veenull backs away as Rath retracts his claw]
CCicely
Thank you, Ben Tennyson. Thank you all!
[Rath turns back into Ben as Zaw-Veenull, Cicely, and the Tiffin leave]
Ben Tennyson
Yeah! As soon as the Tiffin left, I went back to normal.
That baby must have sent out some sort of interference that messed with the Omnitrix.
Ben Tennyson
[Realizes] You KNEW?!
Well, I wasn't sure exactly, but...
Ben Tennyson
[Angry] Kevin... Rath would like a word with you. [turns into Rath]
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', KEVIN E. LEVIN!