Hurry up! We're losing our light!
We're not losing the light; it's eight in the morning! The beach is open all day.
You're right. Get a move on, Kevin!!
(drives the car out of the garage) Geez, I'm coming! I'm like, five minutes late. What's the big deal?
I'll tell you what the big deal is: I've been trying to go to the beach for a month, and every time we're about to leave, something happens. Monster on the loose, alien invasion.
Well, not this time. This time... (Zaw-Veenull appears) Just forget I said anything.
CSCommander Sangfroid
Greetings, Earthlings. This is commander Sang-Froid.
KLKevin Levn
You're an Incursion.
CSCommander Sangfroid
Yeah, I am. Now, as you know, we Incursions love war. Can't get enough of this stuff. Its what we live for.
Aha... And your point is...?
CSCommander Sangfroid
This peace-mission your on,... we're against it. So prepare to be boarded, then killed. Nothing personal.
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', INCURSION COMMANDER SANG-FROID!!! RATH HAS A BETTER IDEA!!! I'M COMING OVER!!! [Walks to the airlock]
You're gonna need a Space Suit!
Told you he wouldn't like it.
(gets lifted up by Rath) What's the big deal?
The big deal?! The big deal is...uhhh...uhhhh...(puts Kevin down) You tell him.
Because, every time you mention Taydenite, Vulkanus shows up and tries to kill us.
Come on...you're exaggerating.
(appears out of a cave) Hey! What are you doing here?! (army of aliens come out behind him) Doesn't matter... Kill them!
Hang on... Is that you, Ben Tennyson?!
So what happened, did you set the Omnitrix to UGLY? (laughs) Set the Omnitrix to ugly...! (laughs at his joke more; his minions start to do the same)
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', VULKANUS!!!
(steps forward before Rath can attack) Whoa, big guy! Let me handle this.
Yeah, me. You think Ben's the only one who can do a negotiation?
(turns to Vulkanus) Vulkanus, you've made a lot of money off me. Do we have to be enemies?
Even if I'm willing to pay for what I need (pulls out a small gold cube), say 10 times the golden rate.
I like the way you're thinking! (leans forward) But considering that you're in my territory, and there's no way for you to escape, the number seems...low.
(to Vulkanus) C’mon, that’s a great deal! Considering every time we run up against you, WE KICK YOUR BUTT!!
I should have said "SPANK your butt", since you’re just a (yells at Vulkanus) LITTLE BABY IN THAT BIG, MECHANICAL SUIT!!!
I’m gonna call you BABYMAN, Babyman!
You're not getting ANY Taydenite from me! In fact, you FORGET about getting off this planet!
As we make our final approach to the Pantophage home planet, let me say thanks to all of you for flying with us on Kevin Levin Airway.
TTiffin
Meh-meh-meh-ba-ba boo.
Oh, relax. You'll be okay.
I have an incoming signal... from the planet Lewoda.
CCicely
My dear Tiffin, I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of what you're doing for our people. (to Rath) Please, I beg of you, do not give my son to the Pantophage.
Hang on! You came to us, 'kay? We didn't ask for this job but, like it or not, now we gotta finish it!
Don't be such a hard-nose about it!
CCicely
No, he is right. It is as it must be.
[Rath, Gwen, & Kevin bring the Tiffin to a large temple where a huge, red Jarret is sitting on a throne]
JJarret
I am Jarret, King of the Pantophage.
[snatches the Tiffin's egg from Kevin] Let's get it over with. [shouts] We brought you the Tiffin!
JJarret
And, I thank you for your trouble.
[He takes hold of the egg. The Tiffin squeaks sadly]
[He lets go of the egg. Jarret places the Tiffin on top of a yellow cake]
JJarret
There. Isn't that... lovely? [Quickly picks up the Tiffin and eats him, then rubs his stomach] Ah...
[Rath, Gwen and Kevin stare in disbelief and shock. Kevin faints]
DID YOU JUST EAT THE BABY?!?!?!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA KEEP HIM!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS A PEACE OFFERING!!!!
JJarret
Yes, well, he was all at. Plus a rare delicacy. That's what a peace offering is, here on my planet.
Eating! BABIES! IS NOT! COOL!!!! [He jumps down Jarret's throat, wriggles around in his stomach, and bursts through Jarret's front teeth, holding the Tiffin. The Tiffin squeaks.] Yeah, I know, same here.
JJarret
[feels the gap in his teeth with his tongue] How dare you! Certainly you realize that this means WAR!
[gives Kevin the Tiffin] Hold this. [He leaps onto Jarret's face] LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', JARRET OF PANTOPHAGE!!! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT!!! YOU START A WAR WITH THE LEWODANS AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!! ONLY NEXT TIME, I'LL KNIT YOUR INTESTINES INTO A SWEATER!!!!
[The Tiffin reunites with Sicily]
CCicely
My son! Alive! It's a miracle!
Glad to help. Now, about our fee-[Gwen elbows him]
We're happy it all worked out.
ZVZaw-Veenull
As am I. On behalf of Lewoda, let me to offer our sincere gratitude to you, for negotiating with the Pantophage, who otherwise would have-
[confronts him] Did you know Jarret was gonna eat the baby?!
ZVZaw-Veenull
Er, well, I wasn't sure exactly, but-
[Points his claw at Zaw-Veenull's face threateningly and glares at him] Never. Talk to me. Again. [Zaw-Veenull backs away as Rath retracts his claw]
CCicely
Thank you, Ben Tennyson. Thank you all!
[Rath turns back into Ben as Zaw-Veenull, Cicely, and the Tiffin leave]
Yeah! As soon as the Tiffin left, I went back to normal.
That baby must have sent out some sort of interference that messed with the Omnitrix.
Well, I wasn't sure exactly, but...
[Angry] Kevin... Rath would like a word with you. [turns into Rath]
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', KEVIN E. LEVIN!
