Ben Tennyson quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Hey, can we have our ball back?

Kevin

Sure, kid. (pops the ball) Here you go.

Ben

Nice, Kevin. What's next? Kicking puppies?

Kevin

This little outing was your idea. So just lay there and work on your Ben tan.

Ben

OK. I'll tan and you lighten up.

Kevin

No one's the boss of me, Tennyson. Remember that.

Gwen

Please lighten up, Kevin.

Kevin

(cracks a smile) Ok, Gwen. (Ben chuckles) What? What're you thinking?

Ben

I'm not thinking anything.

Gwen

I can vouch for that. Hey anybody wanna get me a bottle of water?

Ben

Rock, paper, scissors?

Gwen

Rock!

Ben

Magic vortex? Nice work, Gwen!

Gwen

It wasn't me.

Kevin

(coughs) What are you looking' at?

It's okay. I totally get why you busted my beach ball. You're a superhero who's really a monster. Guys like you are always mean!

Kevin

(angrily) Why you!

Gwen

It's OK, Kevin, it's OK.

Kevin

(angrily) No it's not!

Gwen

I don't know how to help you.

Kevin

(softly) Why is that a surprise? You don't know how to do much of anything.

Gwen

(infuriated) What did you say!?

Kevin

(angrily) I didn't ask you for any help! (pushes past Ben and Gwen) I'm gonna go fix my ID mask.

Gwen

This is ridiculous! I should have never listened to you. I should be helping Kevin cope with what's happened to him.

Ben

Cope, shmope.

Gwen

Wow. Can't argue that logic.

Ben

Hey at least he's got no limits on going hero. I have to depend on the Omnitrix, which does what I want maybe half the time. Plus it keeps timing out. Kevin should stop whining about how tough he has it!

Gwen

He's not whining Ben. He just has a lot on his mind.

Gwen

Kevin! I don't want to hurt you!

Ben

That makes one of us. Time for Humungousaur!

Diamondhead? Fine! I can work with this.

Plenty more where...

Ben

Aw! Can't you give a guy a little warning?

Ben

Her name was Caroline?

Kevin

Yeah, silver-haired girl, had magical powers.

Gwen

Charmcaster, it has to be.

Ben

We haven't seen her since we were kids, and she's obviously looking for some payback. Is she cute?

Gwen

Ben!

Kevin

More than cute, hot!

Gwen

Kevin!

Kevin

I can still remember we were talking...

Gwen

About what?!

Kevin

About... stuff, you know, its all kinda blurry after she kissed me.

Gwen

(shocked in anger) She kissed you?!

Kevin

Yeah, I didn't really mean to tell you that part.

Gwen

(sarcastically angry) Really. (storms off)

Ben

That was a stupid thing to say.

Kevin

Can't argue with you there.

Kevin

It was not like I was kissing her, much. It was like 80% her kissin' me.

Ben

Are you OK?

Gwen

She stole all my power. How do you think I am?

Ben

Uh, weak?

Kevin

I can see how she would make you...

Gwen

I was angry with you!

Kevin

Wait. Me?

Gwen Tennyson

(having trouble explaining) No! Okay, yes, a little! I mean, why were you even hanging out with her?

Kevin

Because I thought she liked me.

Gwen

And I don't?

Kevin

If you liked me so much, how come you haven't bothered to find a way to change me back?

Ben

Dude!

Kevin

After all, as long as i'm a monster, no other girl would want me right?

Gwen

We are not having this conversation.

Ben

Please, for once...?

Upchuck! I called it! (charges into battle) This is the fight I was born for!

Kevin

Where's Gwen?

Ben

Went home. You hurt her pretty bad.

Kevin

I hurt her? I'm the one that looks like this and she hasn't doesn't a thing about it!

Ben

(getting angry) You are a giant rock faced jerk!

Kevin

Yeah, whatever.

Ben

Not whatever. She's been spending every spare moment going through every magic book she can find to try and help you. She's been doing it since the accident!

Kevin

Sh-she never told me.

Ben

Should she have had to?

Ben Tennyson

What's your problem, Gwen?

Gwen Tennyson

Don't you remember how many times this guy tried to kill you?

Ben Tennyson

Not exactly. A lot. That's what makes this so much fun. What was it you needed?

Vilgax

I. need. your. help!

Kevin Levin

Come on! This couldn't be a more obvious trap if there was a sign that read "free cookies"! Ben really does like cookies!

Ben Tennyson

Probably... but I really do like cookies.

Gwen Tennyson

If he is telling the truth, we can't just let people suffer.

Kevin Levin

Better them than us.

Ben Tennyson

My watch, my responsibility.

Kevin Levin

It's not just all about Ben Tennyson!

Ben Tennyson

Vilgax won't touch you while I'm around. It's totally safe... (to Vilgax) ... but the first sign of a double-cross and you're a sushi platter!

Vilgax

(meeting up with Ben at...) Burger Shack.

Ben Tennyson

(to Vilgax) I got you the kiddie meal, so don't let them know you're over 8.

Vilgax

(about Zs'Skayr) He tried to possess me.

Ben Tennyson

He always was the possessive type.

Ben Tennyson

You are so losing your evil cred.

Vilgax

Watch your tone, Ben Tennyson! If I didn't need your help...!

Ben Tennyson

[smiles] There's the bad guy we all love to hate!