Ben Tennyson quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Ben Tennyson

This looks like that spaceship we borrowed from that guy on the moon that time.

Kevin Levin

Yeah...

Ben Tennyson

You told him you were gonna give it back!

Kevin Levin

And I will...eventually.

Ben Tennyson

What's this button for?

Kevin Levin

Did I not mention this' a rental?

Ben Tennyson

[Sees asteroids in front of them] Incoming!

Kevin Levin

[tries to dodge them] Now what you wanna do is- [Ben presses the button, the ship fires at the asteroids] That?

Gwen Tennyson

Of course he does! You heard him. Ship's a powerful weapon.

Ben Tennyson

What is it with her and that "dog" anyway?

Kevin Levin

You guys found it on your first date right?

Ben Tennyson

I don't think that has anything to do with it.

Kevin Levin

[smiles] Yeah? Keep thinking. You get better with practice.

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin? [chuckles] Oh please! If it isn't about his car... excuse me, his "ride", or some alien tech, he's pretty much oblivious.

Kevin Levin

Nah, Gwen's cool. On your left! [Ben destroys another asteroid]

Ben Tennyson

Complicated?

Girls!

Kevin Levin

Okay, here's how it's gonna go down. I've got loads of experience in a courtroom setting.

Ben Tennyson

As a defendant.

Kevin Levin

So just follow my lead.

Ben Tennyson

Who's the hero here? Hello! Omnitrix bearer. They'll listen to me before they listen to criminal mastermind Kevin Levin.

Kevin Levin

Mastermind? [turns his face and smirks at Ben]

Kevin Levin

Your honor. Baz-El basically hired a couple of dog catchers to take away a poor kid's dog. I mean, who does that?

Ben Tennyson

[Walks in front of Kevin] Let me handle this.

Kevin Levin

No! I'm handling it, we agreed!

Sunder

Where's the Omnitrix?

Spidermonkey

Green watch thingy, hourglass symbol, turns you into all kinds of superpowered aliens?

Sunder

Yes!

Spidermonkey

(sly voice) Never heard of it.

Sunder

Don't toy with me. I know you have the Omnitrix. I have traced its energy here with this.

Spidermonkey

Cool! Where'd you get it?

Sunder

I am Sunder -- finder or rare and precious objects.

Spidermonkey

Seriously, you carry an axe and your name is Sunder? Well, I guess that's no worse than...

Humungousaur

Humungousaur!

Ben Tennyson

O...kay.

Sunder

The Omnitrix will fetch me a handsome price.

Ben Tennyson

Lots of luck getting it off my wrist.

Sunder

I'll worry about the details later.

Ben Tennyson

[grunting] Almost there. If I can just stop jerking around for a minute or two, I'll be fine. Come on, grandpa. You must have left something behind I can-- ...use.

Sunder

Enough of this!

Sunder

(after fighting with Sunder, Julie is suddenly held hostage; to Gwen) Now, hand over the Omnitrix or I slice the girl in two.

Julie Yamamoto

Wait-- me?!

Gwen Tennyson

All right. You win. You can have the Omnitrix. Just let her go!

Sunder

The Omnitrix first!

Kevin Levin

(interrupting Gwen and Sunder) How 'bout the Omnitrix never?

Ben Tennyson

Oh. How did I-- (activates the machine, Julie is released, Ben comes back, finds himself back on Earth, is extremely shocked, suddenly looks at Kevin)

Kevin Levin

Told ya.

Julie Yamamoto

Ben!

Gwen Tennyson

You're alright!

Sunder

The Omnitrix-- Now!

Ben Tennyson

Oh, I'll give you the Omnitrix, all right. (goes to slap the Omnitrix, sees that his hand is missing) Oh, not again!

Kevin Levin

[as Sunder gets his axe stuck in the hood of his car] What is it with everybody wrecking my car?!

Ben Tennyson

Mind telling me what's going on here?

Kevin Levin

Short answer: Energy Axe + Omnitrix = dimensional displacement. Which means your hand is probably wherever you just were.

Ben Tennyson

My hand is in the Null Void (now)?!

Julie Yamamoto

How do we get it back?

Kevin Levin

Simple, all we have to do is reverse the polarity of the thing that displaced it in the first place.

Ben Tennyson

The axe?!

Kevin Levin

I said it was simple, not easy.

Sunder

I won't ask again. The Omnitrix!

Kevin Levin

Is history, gone, finito. We don't have it. You don't have it.

Sunder

You can lie to me, but you can't lie to my scanner. (looks down at his scanner, noticing the Omnitrix isn't picking up) Hey, what's the deal?

Ben Tennyson

(to Kevin) I don't think it's gone. I mean, I can still feel my hand.

Kevin Levin

Just shut it and follow my lead. (to Sunder) Forget the Omnitrix, what if I told you I could get my hands on a Tachyon anti-matter cannon for you?

Sunder

I'm listening.

Kevin Levin

I got another biard coming later, but I'd much rather do business with someone trustworthy like you.

Sunder

Skip the sales pitch, just show me the anti-matter cannon.

Brainstorm

Brainstorm?

Sunder

Gone, History, Finnito, eh?

Brainstorm

Sunder, I implore you, do not exact vengeance upon my veracity-impaired colleague. I hereby definitively, albeit reluctantly, relinquish all claims on said Omnitrix, and render it into your possession forthwith. Ha! (zaps Sunder with electricity) I believe the vernacular is, "psych"!

Sunder

You will pay for your insults!

Brainstorm

I sincerely doubt you would display such bravado. Will you cognisunt of you imminent encounter with...

Humungousaur

Humungousaur! Bring it on, tiny! I can beat you with one hand tied behind another dimension! (Sunder cuts Humungousaur's weapon) Then again, maybe I can use another... hand. Maybe there is strength in numbers, lots of numbers!

Echo Echo

Echo Echo!

Sunder

I don't need an axe to finish you off!

Gwen Tennyson

Neither do we!

Ben Tennyson

That's it, I need a recharge.

Kevin Levin

Then we better get your hand back before he wakes up. Keep the beam fixed on Ben's arm.

Ben Tennyson

What are you doing?

Kevin Levin

This shot has to be just right.

Ben Tennyson

And if it's not?

Kevin Levin

Then bits of you gets scattered across multiple dimensions. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can do this.

Ben Tennyson

Pretty sure? Will you just do it already?

Kevin Levin

Oops, sorry, my bad. I meant to do that. Okay, this time for real! I'm really gonna do it.

Gwen Tennyson

Oh, for the love of...

Ben Tennyson

I'm back in one piece!

Kevin Levin

Told you I could do it!

Gwen Tennyson

I did it.

Ben Tennyson

I'm the one who beat the bad guy... single-handed.

Julie Yamamoto

Speaking of Sunder, where'd he go?

Sunder

Give it back! I command you, give it back!

Kevin

[about Max's burgers] Squid? I thought those were hamburgers.

Ben

[looks at it] That would explain the tentacles.

Kevin

[receives a hamburger] These are regular burgers, right?

Ben

[looks at it] I see eyes and a beak in there.

Highbreed

You are doomed!

Spidermonkey

Don't think so. You're going to tell me how to stop that thing or I'm going to have to hurt you! (changes back into Ben; Ben groans)

Ben

Figures. Stupid Omnitrix!

Kevin

Come on. We'll follow in my car.

Ben

Forget the car. I've got a better idea. (tried to turn into Way Big, but turns into Humungousaur)

Humungousaur

Way Big... Aw, man! Humungousaur. I wonder if the Omnitrix is still under warranty.

Kevin

We've tried going easy and we've tried going hard. Now what?

Ben

We don't know enough about that thing to stop it... But maybe there's someone who does! (starts running off) Slow it down. I'll be back as soon as I can. (activates the Omnitrix)

Jetray!

Kevin

Would be nice if he'd let us in on the plan once in a while.

Kevin

(as they're climbing up the exhaust) If you ever tell anybody about this...

Ben

Trust me. It'll be our secret.

Kevin

What do you think would happen if I lit a match?

Ben

Don't!

Highbreed

Who are you?

Ben

He is Reinrassic III, the seventh son of the Noble Highbreed House of Derazza, Direct descendant of the Pure Blooded High Order of Rarsect and personal friend of mine.

I am the Higbreed Supreme.

Highbreed

Impossible! You are impure! Look at your hand!

[Shows his hand, revealing an insignia] Yes look at it!

Highbreed

You wear the Imperial Seal! [bows] My apologies, Highbreed Supreme.