Kevin Levin quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Lodestar

Who are you?

Kevin Levin

Whoever she is, she needs to get out of the way. That thing's a dangerous weapon. It needs breaking.

Gwen Tennyson

It's been nothing but trouble.

Trouble? That's impossible. But then you are remarkably unintelligent.

Kevin Levin

I would never let a kid of mine play with something like that.

Ben Tennyson

[imitating the robot with an empty can] Run away! [Gwen and Kevin gasp and turn around] Gotcha!

Gwen Tennyson

Hurry up! We're losing our light!

Ben Tennyson

We're not losing the light; it's eight in the morning! The beach is open all day.

Gwen Tennyson

You're right. Get a move on, Kevin!!

Kevin Levin

(drives the car out of the garage) Geez, I'm coming! I'm like, five minutes late. What's the big deal?

Gwen Tennyson

I'll tell you what the big deal is: I've been trying to go to the beach for a month, and every time we're about to leave, something happens. Monster on the loose, alien invasion.

Ben Tennyson

Sometimes it rains.

Gwen Tennyson

Well, not this time. This time... (Zaw-Veenull appears) Just forget I said anything.

Gwen Tennyson

(about Argit) Not to mention that, every time we run into him, we almost get killed.

Kevin Levin

Are you saying you don't like my friends?

Gwen Tennyson

No! I'm saying he's NOT your friend!

Gwen Tennyson

[about Argit] He's a conman, who would sell his own mother for lunch money.

Kevin Levin

I happen to know he got top dollar for his mom.

Kevin Levin

This whole trip is like one of those dreams, where everyone you know is in it, and they all wanna hurt you!

Gwen Tennyson

I don't have dreams like that.

Kevin Levin

Oh. Uh, me neither!

Greetings, Earthlings. This is commander Sang-Froid.

You're an Incursion.

Yeah, I am. Now, as you know, we Incursions love war. Can't get enough of this stuff. Its what we live for.

Gwen Tennyson

Aha... And your point is...?

This peace-mission your on,... we're against it. So prepare to be boarded, then killed. Nothing personal.

Rath

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', INCURSION COMMANDER SANG-FROID!!! RATH HAS A BETTER IDEA!!! I'M COMING OVER!!! [Walks to the airlock]

Gwen Tennyson

You're gonna need a Space Suit!

Rath

Whatever!

Rath

Taydenite?!

Gwen Tennyson

Told you he wouldn't like it.

Kevin Levin

(gets lifted up by Rath) What's the big deal?

Rath

The big deal?! The big deal is...uhhh...uhhhh...(puts Kevin down) You tell him.

Gwen Tennyson

Because, every time you mention Taydenite, Vulkanus shows up and tries to kill us.

Rath

What she said!

Kevin Levin

Come on...you're exaggerating.

Vulkanus

(appears out of a cave) Hey! What are you doing here?! (army of aliens come out behind him) Doesn't matter... Kill them!

Vulkanus

Hang on... Is that you, Ben Tennyson?!

Rath

Yeah. So?

Vulkanus

So what happened, did you set the Omnitrix to UGLY? (laughs) Set the Omnitrix to ugly...! (laughs at his joke more; his minions start to do the same)

Rath

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', VULKANUS!!!

Kevin Levin

(steps forward before Rath can attack) Whoa, big guy! Let me handle this.

Gwen Tennyson

You?

Kevin Levin

Yeah, me. You think Ben's the only one who can do a negotiation?

Gwen Tennyson

Well, not at the moment.

Kevin

(turns to Vulkanus) Vulkanus, you've made a lot of money off me. Do we have to be enemies?

Vulkanus

Pretty much, yeah.

Kevin Levin

Even if I'm willing to pay for what I need (pulls out a small gold cube), say 10 times the golden rate.

Vulkanus

I like the way you're thinking! (leans forward) But considering that you're in my territory, and there's no way for you to escape, the number seems...low.

Rath

(to Vulkanus) C’mon, that’s a great deal! Considering every time we run up against you, WE KICK YOUR BUTT!!

Vulkanus

What... did you say?!

Rath

I should have said "SPANK your butt", since you’re just a (yells at Vulkanus) LITTLE BABY IN THAT BIG, MECHANICAL SUIT!!!

Kevin Levin

Er, Ben, I got this one.

Rath

I’m gonna call you BABYMAN, Babyman!

Vulkanus

You're not getting ANY Taydenite from me! In fact, you FORGET about getting off this planet!

Kevin Levin

As we make our final approach to the Pantophage home planet, let me say thanks to all of you for flying with us on Kevin Levin Airway.

Gwen Tennyson

Oh, just button it.

Meh-meh-meh-ba-ba boo.

Rath

Oh, relax. You'll be okay.

Gwen Tennyson

I have an incoming signal... from the planet Lewoda.

My dear Tiffin, I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of what you're doing for our people. (to Rath) Please, I beg of you, do not give my son to the Pantophage.

Rath

Hang on! You came to us, 'kay? We didn't ask for this job but, like it or not, now we gotta finish it!

Gwen Tennyson

Don't be such a hard-nose about it!

No, he is right. It is as it must be.

My son! Alive! It's a miracle!

Kevin Levin

Glad to help. Now, about our fee-[Gwen elbows him]

Gwen Tennyson

We're happy it all worked out.

As am I. On behalf of Lewoda, let me to offer our sincere gratitude to you, for negotiating with the Pantophage, who otherwise would have-

Rath

[confronts him] Did you know Jarret was gonna eat the baby?!

Er, well, I wasn't sure exactly, but-

Rath

[Points his claw at Zaw-Veenull's face threateningly and glares at him] Never. Talk to me. Again. [Zaw-Veenull backs away as Rath retracts his claw]

Thank you, Ben Tennyson. Thank you all!

Gwen Tennyson

Ben, you're back!

Ben Tennyson

Yeah! As soon as the Tiffin left, I went back to normal.

Gwen

That baby must have sent out some sort of interference that messed with the Omnitrix.

Kevin Levin

Good guess.

Ben Tennyson

[Realizes] You KNEW?!

Kevin Levin

Well, I wasn't sure exactly, but...

Ben Tennyson

[Angry] Kevin... Rath would like a word with you. [turns into Rath]

Rath

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', KEVIN E. LEVIN!

Kevin Levin

[squeaks] Please don't.

Psyphon

Vilgaxia is safe again, sire. The people love you. Something wrong, my liege?

Vilgax

I find their approbation hollow.

Psyphon

Begging your forgiveness, master... how so? You are the conqueror of ten worlds. All bow down to your might and goodness.

Vilgax

Almost all.

Psyphon

Surely, you don't let the fact that Ben Tennyson has repeatedly defied you...

Vilgax

Speak with care, Psyphon. Your council is valuable, not irreplaceable.

Psyphon

Of course, master. My point was simply that if you so chose, you could defeat Tennyson and wrest the Omnitrix from him.

Vilgax

I know you seek to goad me into reckless action, toad. But know this... I am closer than ever to controlling the Omnitrix's power. I will free you from your prison, and in return, you will tell me what I wish to know.

The knowledge to defeat Ben Tennyson, the secrets of the Omnitrix!

Vilgax

Tell me, then I will set you free.

Primus.

Psyphon

Master, what are you thinking about?

Vilgax

Revenge.

Gwen Tennyson

Didn't we already destroy this thing before? Whoa!

Kevin Levin

Not this one. Techadons are mass-produced battle robots.

Lodestar

Too bad, so sad. You just can't resist my magnetic personality.

Gwen Tennyson

Don't let the gauntlet get away!

Kevin Levin

Not this time.

Lodestar

Any last words?

Ben Tennyson

Huh? You are a piece of junk!

Omnitrix must return to Primus.

Ben Tennyson

Who's Primus? Thanks.

Gwen Tennyson

Don't just thank me. Turn into something and fight! Ugh!

Ben Tennyson

How about some Humungousaur! Humungousaur?

That function is not available. Omnitrix must return to Primus.

Kevin Levin

What's that all about, Tennyson?

Ben Tennyson

I don't know. It's never happened before. Where are all my aliens?!

That function is not available. Omnitrix must return to Primus.

Ben Tennyson

Somebody named Primus is jamming the Omnitrix?

Kevin Levin

Never heard of him. Ugh!

Ben Tennyson

Guys?!

Gwen Tennyson

He's teleporting.

Ben Tennyson

Ugh! Dude!

Gwen Tennyson

Sorry. Didn't feel like being left behind this time.

Kevin Levin

It was a clean hit. So, what is this place?

Ben Tennyson

Not a clue.

Kevin Levin

(looking at Omnitrix) And the flashing?

Ben Tennyson

Add it to the growing list of things I don't understand.

Kevin Levin

Incoming!

Ben Tennyson

You know, If I built the Omnitrix, I would've added a few improvements... like making it work!

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin?

Kevin Levin

Got your backs.

Gwen Tennyson

They're after the Omnitrix!

Ben Tennyson

Good luck getting it off. This thing's not going anywhere. Without yours truly. Huh? Ha! Who's the hero? You're in trouble now! Take that! CHOO-CHOO-CHOO! CHOO-CHOO! And some of that. PA-DOW, PA-DOW, PA-DOW!

Gwen Tennyson

It isn't destroying them, it's scanning them.

Ben Tennyson

Taking DNA samples?

Kevin Levin

Well, stop taking samples. And start taking names. You're mr. big-shot wielder of the Omnitrix. Wield something.

Omnitrix has returned to Primus. Ben Tennyson had fulfilled purpose. Omnitrix must find creator.

Ben Tennyson

Wait, wait?!

Gwen Tennyson

Don't let it get away!

Ben Tennyson

The slugs, the mud... Ugh.

Kevin Levin

Stop complaining like a girl.

Gwen Tennyson

Excuse me?

Kevin Levin

Sorry. I was trying to insult Ben, and it got away from me.

Gwen Tennyson

What's a Codon Stream? I thought that stuff was green lava.

Kevin Levin

Seriously? We're about to be boiled alive and you want to learn a new vocabulary word?

Kevin Levin

(after Ben defeated Vilgax, following Azmuth, and speaking to Gwen about the incident when Ben gave in with Vilgax) Couldn't you have acted way over the top when Ben gave in to Vilgax? (pretends to act like Gwen, putting up a girly voice) Ben, noooooooooooo!!!

Gwen Tennyson

(defending herself) I was just trying to help Ben trick Vilgax!

Kevin Levin

Sure. Keep telling yourself that! (Gwen gave Kevin an angry look)