Kevin Levin quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Darkstar

Can't you feel it? The Librium is transferring your excess power into me.

Kevin Levin

It... hurts!

Darkstar

Nothing... worth having is gained... without effort!

Kevin Levin

Hey, what can I say? I uh, wished upon a star last night and woke up this morning my gorgeous self. See? No transformation, no powers, no nothing.

Gwen Tennyson

Really?

Kevin Levin

What else matters?

Gwen Tennyson

And that black eye you're sporting?

Kevin Levin

Oh that? I was so excited to be human again that I uh, run smack into an open door.

Gwen Tennyson

(as they're about to fight some Forever Knights) Not so fast. Without any powers, you could get hurt in there. You'd better wait here.

Kevin Levin

What? But I...

Gwen Tennyson

I mean it.

Kevin Levin

(staying behind) Great. So now I'm just the chauffeur? What happens when you two finally get your licenses?

Kevin Levin

Still no answer?

Ben Tennyson

Nothing. My calls go straight to voicemail. And she has her Plumber's badge turned off, so we can't track her that way.

Kevin Levin

This is all my fault.

Ben Tennyson

That Gwen had to run an errand?

Kevin Levin

That she's gone to do something stupid. [Ben glares at him] Okay, stop staring at me like that. You're creepin' me out.

Ben Tennyson

So talk.

Kevin Levin

[Gives in] Fine. I made a deal with Michael Morningstar, okay? Gwen must have figured it out somehow, and now she's gone off to find him.

Ben Tennyson

[Enraged] You what?! [Kevin looks down in guilt] Then we better find her, fast.

Ben Tennyson

Fastest way to track her is as Jetray! [Transforms into Echo Echo]

Echo Echo

Echo-Echo!?

Kevin Levin

That's getting old, Ben. Seriously.

Echo Echo

Tell me about it!

Thank you for giving me your power, lovely Gwen, it tastes... delicious. And while we're at it, Benjamin, suppose I take yours as well. [uses the Librium's power to fire an energy absorbing beam at Swampfire] That's it, children, give me your power! GIVE ME ALL YOUR POWER!

Gwen

No! NOO!!

Kevin

What do I do?! what can I do?! Without my powers, I'm useless! Hang on Gwen, I'm coming!

[blocks him with his energy shield] I wouldn't advise that, Kevin! The balance of energy to the Dominus Librium is delicate. If you interrupt the flow in any way, the consequences can be catastrophic!

Kevin Levin

I don't care! Nothing matters as long as Gwen is safe!

Ben Tennyson

Anything?

Kevin Levin

Not yet. But the scanner detected level 20 alien technology somewhere near here.

Gwen Tennyson

Level 20? But the only level 20 technology in the whole galaxy is-

Ben Tennyson

The Omnitrix! Maybe you found a spare.

Kevin Levin

Actually, whatever we're detecting is level 20+. The scale on this thing doesn't go any higher.

Ben Tennyson

This is stupid, we've been driving around all night.

Gwen Tennyson

Before we give up, pull over, I wanna try something. [They get out of the car] You know how my powers have trouble with technology? I'm thinking, maybe it works the other way around. [Makes ball of mana and throws it unto the ground making it spread throughout the area]

Ben Tennyson

So if your mana hits something super high-tech- [sees large glow in the distance] …that!

Gwen Tennyson

Careful, Ben.

Kevin Levin

Two words that contradict each other.

Gwen Tennyson

You mean it's an oxymoron?

Kevin Levin

Some kind of moron.

Ben Tennyson

Ha, ha.

Ben Tennyson

Whoa!

Naljian Destructor

Whoa!

Ben Tennyson

What are you? Where did you come from?

Naljian Destructor

What are you? Where did you come from?

Ben Tennyson

Cut it out!

Naljian Destructor

Cut it out!

Ben Tennyson

I don't sound like that!

Naljian Destructor

I don't sound like that!

Gwen Tennyson

Kinda do.

Kevin Levin

Huh. I bet people would put up some serious cash for a robot version of themselves. [the Naljian Destructor then shapeshifts into a copy of him] Cool. What do you say we load this handsome devil into the car, take him home, and see what makes him tick?

Naljian Destructor

What do you say we load this handsome devil into the car, take him home, and see what makes him tick?

Kevin Levin

Okay, that's getting a little annoying.

Naljian Destructor

Okay, that's getting a little annoying.

Kevin Levin

Knock it off.

Naljian Destructor

Knock it off.

Kevin Levin

[covers the robot's mouth and the robot shoves him in return, damaging his ID mask] Great. You broke my ID mask.

Naljian Destructor

[shapeshifting into a copy of his elemental mutation form] Great. You broke my ID mask.

Gwen Tennyson

This is getting out of hand.

Ben Tennyson

[activates Omnitrix] No problem. I'll just… [the Naljian Destructor shapeshifts into a copy of him again; at his limit] Okay. It's hero time! [turns into Humungousaur]

Gwen

Nice shot, Kevin.

Kevin Levin

Thanks, Gwen. Guess they don't make annoying imitator robots like they used to.

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin, wait!

Kevin Levin

What do you mean "wait?" That thing's determined to wreck my ride!

Ben Tennyson

He's sort of already wrecked it.

Gwen Tennyson

"She's."

Ben Tennyson

Are we doing this again?

Gwen Tennyson

Actually, we aren't doing anything. And neither is she. [referring to the Naljian Destructor as a copy of her]

Kevin Levin

I don't get it.

Ben Tennyson

It's copying whatever we do.

Gwen Tennyson

We showed it we wanted it to fight, so it fought. We need to do something else. We don't know who or what you are, be we don't mean any harm. Come here. Meditate with me.

Naljian Destructor

[sits on the ground with a thump] Meditate with me.

Ben Tennyson

I get it, as long as we stay calm…

Gwen Tennyson

It stays calm.

Ben Tennyson

So, you're going to just sit there?

Gwen Tennyson

Guys?

Naljian Destructor

Going to just sit there?

Ben Tennyson

Okay. Good. So long as nothing sets him off.

Kevin Levin

You mean like a spaceship landing?

Ben Tennyson

I've seen that ship before.

Gwen Tennyson

It'll come to you.

Ben Tennyson

The Vreedle Brothers.

Octagon Vreedle

It appears that you've got something that belongs to us.

Octagon Vreedle

(to Rhomboid) Didn't you notice that there are two Ben Tennysons here, one of which is of obviously inferrior workmanship and quality?

Kevin Levin

(to Ben) I think he means you.

Ben Tennyson

Thanks.

Swampfire

It's not fair! Vreedles can't shoot fireballs!

Kevin Levin

This time, when I pound you, you're stayin' pounded.

Kevin Levin

Vreedles twice in one day? It's like the opposite of Christmas.

Ben Tennyson

When we win, I want the money for the smoothie.

Ben Tennyson

[after the Naljian Destructor destroys Mr. Smoothy's; dismayed] Oh, man!

Kevin Levin

They are totally gonna stop letting us hang out here.

Octagon Vreedle

We don't want it anymore, so it's your problem now.

Naljian Destructor

[fires up and destroys the Vreedle Brothers' ship as it takes off] It's your problem now. [shapeshifts into a fusion of Humungousaur, Spidermonkey and Swampfire] This isn't good.

Ben

I really do say that a lot don't I?

Kevin

Yeah. Getting old.

Gwen

Guys, can we stay on task?

Ben

Okay, This looks like a job for Humungousaur! (Turns into Lodestar instead)

Lodestar

Or Lodestar. He's good too.