Kevin Levin quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Gwen Tennyson

Cloaking field gives me a headache.

Kevin Levin

Speeding tickets give me a headache.

Kevin Levin

(after Brainstorm saves him from the Pyroxivos) Those cow things bit me!

Brainstorm

Precisely why I chose to surround them with the metal rail. I observed that they only eat stone.

Kevin Levin

Lucky me.

Those are Pyroxivores. I haven't seen one in years.

Kevin Levin

How come we've never heard of 'em?

Kid, there's lots of species here on Earth you won't find in any book. That's where fairy tales come from. Unicorns, Trolls, Pixies, they're all real.

Kevin Levin

Even Bigfoot?

[laughs] Don't be ridiculous. That's a guy in a suit!

Ben Tennyson

The car won't fit. We'll have to go on foot.

Gwen Tennyson

There must be another way.

Kevin Levin

What are you? Claustrophobic?

Gwen Tennyson

I am so not claustrophobic! I just can't stand being in very tight enclosed spaces, okay! You got a problem with that?!

Ben Tennyson

I'll go first.

Ben Tennyson

Well, that's unnerving.

Kevin Levin

So? What's the big deal if they eat a few rocks?

Ben Tennyson

(concerned for Kevin and his stone arm) Looked in a mirror lately?

Ben Tennyson

Dark.

Kevin Levin

No problem. [strikes match; reading] T-N-T. [Gwen realizes what he just said, and blows out the match] What did you do that for? [strikes another match, but Ben blows the other match out] Cut it out!

Ben Tennyson

You cut it out! The room's filled with dynamite! You almost blew us up!

Kevin Levin

How was I supposed to know?

Ben Tennyson

[sarcastically] I don't know. Reading?

Kevin Levin

(speaking of the Pyroxivores) They tried to eat my hand.

You shouldn't let 'em do that.

Vulkanus

And before you know it, I have all the comforts of home.

Kevin Levin

Wait, home? Where you come from, on a cool day it's 850 degrees.

Vulkanus

Uh huh.

Ben Tennyson

Now what?

Kevin Levin

You had to ask.

Ben Tennyson

Look at this place [noting the abandoned city]

Kevin Levin

Sure, these farmers must be rollin' in-

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin! [a little ticked]

Kevin Levin

I was gonna say dough.

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin, are you avoiding me?

Kevin Levin

Nah. I just love hanging out with your cousin.

Okay, you got us. Every 17 years we make some popcorn and shovel up the gold. Our entire economy is based on alien...

Kevin Levin

(cough) Poop.

Gwen Tennyson

Wrong on so many levels. (rolls her eyes)

Orb

(about Decka) Don't hurt him! He's still my best friend!

Gwen Tennyson

We'll try.

Kevin Levin

She'll try. I'm not promising anything.

Orb

My people can't eat meat or we revert into our primal form - a mindless monster.

Gwen Tennyson

Can we change him back?

Orb

Don't have to. He'll only stay in that form as long as he keeps eating.

Big Chill

So... good news.

Kevin Levin

(dubiously) Sure. Give us the rest of it.

Orb

The thing is, this form is only the beginning. He's going to consume all the meat he can find. Then when he's enriched enough fissionable material, he's going to reproduce!

Big Chill

Meaning…

Orb

He's going to split in a hundred identical copies! Then they'll go off and eat everything they can find!

Big Chill

How many times can he do that?

Orb

Ever wonder what happened to Mars? It used to be called "the Popcorn Planet."

Orb

Gold is what happens when we eat popcorn. In that form, his waste is uranium 1412.

Kevin

Unstable radioactive poop?

Orb

Yes, so whatever you do, don't step in the uranium!