Always be kind and polite and have the materials to build a bomb.
S4The War Child
What are you doing, hanging around with a load of vampires?
MMilo
Because there's nothing noble about being on the side that loses.
I bet you support Manchester United as well, don't you?
MMilo
You know, they're an incredibly skillful team...
AAlex
They're the men with sticks and ropes. I saw them when I died. Thought they were evil Morris dancers.
AAlex
What's the biggest thing you've ever Rentaghosted with?
Er, hey, listen. This is not a party trick. This is an invaluable defensive weapon...An armchair.
Celebrate and be glad, for this, your brother, was dead, and is alive again. He was lost, and is found.
[Annie enters]
Give me back my fucking baby!
That's the funny thing about saviours: they can make one a little...dependent.
They're expecting you.
Who?
Who do you think?
Why are you doing this?
'Cos you're my best mate.
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