Message from Tully —
GEORGE, ALL THE WEREWOLVES DIE. TULLY.
S2All God's Children
I saw Amy McBride this morning.
Amy McBride is dead.
She spoke to me. She said, "It's coming."
What is?
Retribution, my stuff from Amazon... she didn't go into detail.
[Talking about Mitchell]
He's a 116-year-old mass murderer, not a fucking gerbil!
We could play I Spy.
Oh, no.
I spy, with my little eye...
Please. Please don't do this!
Live with it. It's happening.
[To Lucy] You have such a reductive view on the world. You say God made man in His own image. But what if that included His rage, and His spite, and His indifference, and His cruelty? God created all of us, we are all God's children... but God's a bit of a bastard. [Smiles] Look at us both. Covered in other people's blood and talking about morality... but there's one difference between you and me: You had a choice.
I've got one of your books. 600 pages of utter bullshit!
Did you keep the receipt?
It was Inch High Private Eye that led her here.
What happens now, Mitchell? What do we do?
We're going to get her back.
S3Lia
Is it soundproof? It's just, um, I can get pretty.. "Rarr! Rarr!".. when I'm working out. "Feel the burn", "Who's your daddy?"... "Say what you see..."
Oh god.
Annie was there. She was on the screen.
What? You're kidding?
Is she okay? What did she say?
We're running out of time.
[Estate agent looks at them.]
Um, it's our friend, she's er...she's in... Midsummer Murders.
[In lingerie, with a new haircut, to George] Ahem... What do you think?
[George looks shocked and then excited]
Mm? I had a little left over from the food shop, and I thought it might be nice to have something for y'know, us. Hence... [gestures to hair] and hence... [gestures to lingerie]... It was either that or off-peak gym membership.
You made absolutely the right decision.
Really?
[They start kissing]
Ow!
What? What? [George tries to get something that was poking him] What is that?
Pen... Hello.
Hello.
[They start kissing again]
Ow! Hair, stuck, glasses...!
Oh is it? Oh, shit, sorry. Oh hang on, it's really tangled.
George! Eee, ow.
Shhh, don't pull away!
Quickly!... Oh....
You alright?
Yeah, fine.
Right. Where were we?... Hello.
Hello...
[They continue kissing... Mitchell bursts in.]
Have you got a radio?
What?!
I need a radio. I have an idea. [Mitchell climbs over them to grab the radio on the table next to them]
Ow, ow, Mitchell!
What are you doing?!
Cheers.
Just give me a bloody kiss. [She kisses a distracted George] Oh, look, just forget about it.
He's ruined everything!
Another night.
Have we met before?
H-12
H-12? What does that mean?
It's a riddle. I love riddles, don't you? Like the one about the midget. So, there's this midget who gets into a lift and— I've just given away the answer. Am I rambling?
I'm not a victim.
So you're what? What? "Misunderstood"?
I'm an animal! I don't deserve mercy or forgiveness! I'm a murderer! I couldn't help myself; I loved it. The sensation, the power... I was dead but I never felt so alive. I wasn't human anymore. I lost my conscience, I was free, and that's what I was addicted to. I hacked my way through the world... I left a trail of blood, a thousand miles long... and I loved it. I'm a disease. I'm a plague. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
You can have Annie back. But there's a price.
I'll stay. I want you to take me to all my victims. I want to feel it. I want to suffer. I don't want to hide anymore. I just want her back.
It's not that simple. The time and cause of your death have already been set. But there are things that need to happen first. You see, you're the final piece in someone else's story. And they need to complete their journey and in order to do that... they have to kill you.
What?
You're gonna be killed by a werewolf. A wolf-shaped bullet. Bang!
Who?
And, um, will I come back here one day?
Well. We all end up here eventually. The problem with you was you came through the wrong door. But next time you'll come through the right one and it'll be Boggle and Pina Coladas 24-7. Spit spot! Mitchell's waiting. Is anything going on between you guys? I mean he came to purgatory to find you. Puts my ex-boyfriend's tattoo into perspective.
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