Dr. John Becker, Linda and others in “Another Tricky Day”

Linda, the point. What's your point?

That Mercury's in retrograde. That always makes people act very strangely.

(scoffs) Astrology. What a load of crap.

You don't think people's lives are affected by the stars?

Wait, are we talking about planets or celebrities 'cause clearly, when Brad Pitt is in town, traffic is tied up around for hours.

I love Brad Pitt.

Me too. But in a totally non-gay way.

Yeah, I gotta admit, I kinda envy Brad Pitt because he's not involved in this conversation.