Reggie Kostas
Don't you have an ounce of romance in your soul?!
Jake Malinak
What makes you think he even has a soul?!
Dr. John Becker
Oh please, romance is like the cheese in a mousetrap; it's what baits you into position so the metal bar of reality can come snapping down on your neck!
Reggie Kostas
You're just upset because you were unlucky in love.
Dr. John Becker
I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky in court.
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