[Becker is eating lunch in the diner]
What's with the toothpick? What are you, Neil Armstrong, claiming this burger in the name of all mankind?
It's a garnish! Sue me, I'm trying to give the place a lift!
Well if that's what you're after, why don't you try scraping the grime off the walls and emptying the dead bugs out of the light fixtures?
I dunno, John, it kinda dresses things up! I like it!
Like it? You can't even see it! You didn't think of that, did you Reggie!? I mean, Jake here could put his eye out with one of these things, or I could puncture the roof of my mouth!
This puncture, would it shut you up for a couple of days!?
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