Valentine's Day: the shallowest, greediest exploitation of emotion since my second marriage!
“Love! Lies! Bleeding!” · Season 1
In this episode: Dr. John Becker (4), Jake Malinak (2), Reggie Kostas (1)
The only person who ever celebrated this day right was Al Capone.
You know Becker, I hate Valentine's Day too.
Woah! You and I agree on something?
I know, it scares me too! But you're right; all the pressure- 'Will I get a date?', 'Won't I get a date?', 'Gotta get a date', 'Didn't get a date'- who needs it?
Congratulations John, you just claimed another soul!
Kiss my ass!
Certainly not the most romantic invitation I've ever gotten. Oddly enough, not the least either.
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