Gordon Gano: Everytime I try to sleep, I have nightmares...
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, I had this nightmare last night, that like, everything sucked. It was really scary.
Butt-head: But Beavis, Everything DOES suck. [Dramatic shock sound effect plays]
Beavis: AH!
Butt-head: Take it easy, Beavis. It really sucks when you do that. [Sound effect plays again]
Beavis: AH! NO!
Butt-head: Cut it out, Beavis! You know what, I bet these guys went to college and stuff.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I bet they like, paid attention too.
Butt-head: Yeah, and you know one thing about college, Beavis?
Beavis: Yeah, it sucks. [Sound effect plays again] AH! AAAAAHHHHH!
Butt-head: That was cool.
Beavis: No it wasn't.
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, you know what sucks? [Sound effect plays again]
Beavis: AH! NO!
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis! I haven't even told you yet.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Butt-head: Everytime you do that, it sucks! [Sound effect plays again]
Beavis: AAAAAAAHHH! NO!

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