Joey Ramone: But I'm a substitute...
Beavis: Did he say prostitute? I think he said prostitute, Butt-head!
Butt-head: No he didn't, he's talking about, y'know like, substitute teachers?
Beavis: Oh yeah, [a painting of Kojak is shown for a split second] KOJAK! Um, so uh, what was I saying?
Butt-head: Uh, you said something 'bout Kojak.
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They should have, like, prostitute teachers.
Butt-head: Yeah, they could get your mom to come in!
Beavis: Oh yeah, she's a slut!

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