Beavis: [seeing a man milking a cow] Check it out, that dude's choking the cow's chicken!
Butt-head: No he's not, bungmunch. That's how you get milk.
Beavis: Um...you have to spank a cow's monkey to get milk??
Butt-head: No, you squeeze its boobs!
Beavis: Wow. Really?? I didn't know a cow had boobs. I thought it just had, you know, that big nutsack with all the wieners hanging off it.

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