Butt-head: Whoa! They're, like, diving into the fishtank! That's cool!
Beavis: Diving into the what?
Butt-head: The fishtank, Beavis!
Beavis: Oh. I thought those things were, like, just really fancy clear toilets. I usually take a leak in those things.
Butt-head: Beavis, you think everything's a toilet.
Beavis: Well, there's fish in there, right? They go to the bathroom in there, right?
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: So it's a toilet. See?
Butt-head: Yeah. They drink their own wee-wee.
Beavis: Fish are stupid.
Butt-head: They're like "Uhh, I guess I'll take a dump and then swim around in it."

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