Katy Perry: You don't have to feel like a waste of space...
Beavis: My guidance counselor said the same thing, you know, I don't have to feel like a waste of space, but when Katy Perry says it, she has fireworks coming out of her boobs, kind of uh, kind of gives me a special feeling, you know what I'm saying?
Butt-head: Yeah, except Katy Perry's not talking about you, Beavis. She's talking about that Dove model by the pool. You are a waste of space.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head.
Butt-head: You're more like that part of the song before where she's talking about the plastic bag floating around, but like, if it floated into a trash can, and then a bunch of stinky homeless dudes peed all over it.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head!
Butt-head: You're not a firework.
Beavis: DAMMIT BUTT-HEAD! SHUT UP! [Kicks Butt-head in the testicles] I am a firework!
Butt-head: [in agony] Dammit, Beavis...
Beavis: I'm an M-80.
Tom Petty, It's Good to Be King

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