Butt-head: Where do these guys get these shiny pants?
Beavis: Yeah, really. I went into a store once and asked for some shiny pants, and they kicked my ass out of there.
Butt-head: Uh...I think you like just take regular pants and you like, have them shined.
Beavis: Oh really? But I do shine my pants.
Butt-head: You said douche.
Beavis: Really? Oh yeah. I douche-ine my pants.

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