Butt-head: Uhh, what TV show is this chick on?
Beavis: Let's see, um, Family Ties, Full House, My Two Dads, Growing Pains, One Day At a Time...
Butt-head: Uh, no.
Beavis: Melrose Place, Northern Exposure, What's Happening!!, Good Times, Jeffersons...
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis! Uh, she looks like that uh, that chick that used to be young and had big hooters.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Butt-head: And she was like, married to that dude and living with her parents, and now she does those commercials for like, hungry foreign kids.
Beavis: Oh yeah! And she was also in that commercial for the career institute, where she's going like, [high-pitched voice] "You can get a wonderful new career and an associate's degree in business management, x-ray tech, court reporter, computer technicians, high school!"
Butt-head: Yeah. [both laugh]
Beavis: I was thinking of signing up for that career institute, and like, then I could be like, X-Ray technician, and I could look through chicks' clothes and stuff. That'd be cool.
Butt-head: Yeah. That'd be a good job.
Beavis: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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